Hi. I'm Andy.

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Hey- I loaded the dishwasher but you’re out of dishwasher tabs.

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You mean… WE’RE out of dish tabs?

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Yes, sorry. WE are out of dishwasher tabs, what kind should I get?

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The blue gel kind. And WE’RE also out of panty liners.

 

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Alright decision time- which Olympic sport can we put our children in so we can sit in the stands wearing cute flag outfits like little athletic muggle parents? Don’t say Race Walking, that whole hip gyration thing weirds me out, I can’t watch my kids do sex moves for medals.

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Awwwww, this is us babe!

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I’m at work, is this some whips and chains fifty shades stuff- I can’t watch that here?

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 No, it’s about love and stuff.

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Oh awesome, I’ll get right on it in front of all the guys in my office.

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Hey- My brother is selling his boat.

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Negative.

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It’s actually a sick deal.

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I hate water Andy wtf, you know this? Are you trying to like, Ashley Judd from Double Jeopardy me right now?

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No, but with a boat you could do this-

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Don’t. Don’t you dare try to appeal to my desire to make rap videos and wear gold chains, you’re not playing fair.

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You could get a grill?

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Stop it. No boats.

 

 

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Hey, the Huffington Post says it’s the husband’s job to date his wife. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/justin-buzzard/date-your-wife_b_1639234.html

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Can’t you just give me the cliff notes version of what I’m doing wrong, and what I need to start doing based on whatever romantic comedy you just watched?

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Just read the article, it’s super good.

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I thought if I voted republican I wasn’t allowed to read the Huffington Post?

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WTF!?

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Just kidding, fine, I’ll date you.

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How’s your memory these days, Gibbons? http://video.foxnews.com/v/1163443770001/pat-robertson-divorce-ok-if-spouse-has-alzheimers/

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