To: brittanyherself@gmail.com
From: agibbons1@gmail.com

Hey- My brother is selling his boat.

To: agibbons1@gmail.com
From: brittanyherself@gmail.com

Negative.

To: brittanyherself@gmail.com
From: agibbons1@gmail.com

It’s actually a sick deal.

To: agibbons1@gmail.com
From: brittanyherself@gmail.com

I hate water Andy wtf, you know this? Are you trying to like, Ashley Judd from Double Jeopardy me right now?

To: brittanyherself@gmail.com
From: agibbons1@gmail.com

No, but with a boat you could do this-

To: agibbons1@gmail.com
From: brittanyherself@gmail.com

Don’t. Don’t you dare try to appeal to my desire to make rap videos and wear gold chains, you’re not playing fair.

To: brittanyherself@gmail.com
From: agibbons1@gmail.com

You could get a grill?

To: agibbons1@gmail.com
From: brittanyherself@gmail.com

Stop it. No boats.

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To: agibbons1@gmail.com
From: brittanyherself@gmail.com

Hey, the Huffington Post says it’s the husband’s job to date his wife. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/justin-buzzard/date-your-wife_b_1639234.html

To: brittanyherself@gmail.com
From: agibbons1@gmail.com

Can’t you just give me the cliff notes version of what I’m doing wrong, and what I need to start doing based on whatever romantic comedy you just watched?

To: agibbons1@gmail.com
From: brittanyherself@gmail.com

Just read the article, it’s super good.

To: brittanyherself@gmail.com
From: agibbons1@gmail.com

I thought if I voted republican I wasn’t allowed to read the Huffington Post?

To: agibbons1@gmail.com
From: brittanyherself@gmail.com

WTF!?

To: brittanyherself@gmail.com
From: agibbons1@gmail.com

Just kidding, fine, I’ll date you.

To: agibbons1@gmail.com
From: brittanyherself@gmail.com

How’s your memory these days, Gibbons? http://video.foxnews.com/v/1163443770001/pat-robertson-divorce-ok-if-spouse-has-alzheimers/

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from: brittanyherself@gmail.com
to: agibbons1@gmail.com

Weird question, we had sex last night, right?

from: agibbons1@gmail.com
to: brittanyherself@gmail.com

You don’t know the answer?

from: brittanyherself@gmail.com
to: agibbons1@gmail.com

I can’t remember if it really happened, or if I dreamed it.

from: agibbons1@gmail.com
to: brittanyherself@gmail.com

We did. You said it was the best you ever had.

from: brittanyherself@gmail.com
to: agibbons1@gmail.com

No seriously, it’s freaking me out, did we or not?

from: agibbons1@gmail.com
to: brittanyherself@gmail.com

Maybe if you didn’t read so many porn books you could keep our sex life straight.

from: brittanyherself@gmail.com
to: agibbons1@gmail.com

Well, I’m going to assume it was a dream, I mean, I climaxed 3 times and I can’t find the goat anywhere.

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from: agibbons1@gmail.com
to: brittanyherself@gmail.com

Hey- did you deposit those checks?

from: brittanyherself@gmail.com
to: agibbons1@gmail.com

Is that a joke?

from: agibbons1@gmail.com
to: brittanyherself@gmail.com

no?

from: brittanyherself@gmail.com
to: agibbons1@gmail.com

I doubt the bank is even open, Andy. It’s the 14th anniversary of the Battle of Hogwarts. Do you know how many of my friends died in that war? It’s insensitive for you to assume I’m even leaving the house today.

from: agibbons1@gmail.com
to: brittanyherself@gmail.com

so you’re not going to the bank for me today then??

from: brittanyherself@gmail.com
to: agibbons1@gmail.com

I’m ashamed FOR you.

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