Hi. I'm Andy.

from: agibbons1@gmail.com
to: brittanyherself@gmail.com

Hey I submitted the tax stuff and called the floor guy so I will let you know when he’s coming to measure, it has to be during the day I guess. And the BoRics near my work has a sign out front about some sale on facial waxing.

from: brittanyherself@gmail.com
to: agibbons1@gmail.com

I’m sorry, did you just tell me to go to BORICS for FACIAL WAXING!? Because it’s the early 90′s, I’m wearing British Knights and I have a mustache!?

from: agibbons1@gmail.com
to: brittanyherself@gmail.com

WTF. You talked to me about waxing all night last night, and I saw the sign at lunch today?

from: brittanyherself@gmail.com
to: agibbons1@gmail.com

Um yeah a BIKINI wax.

from: agibbons1@gmail.com
to: brittanyherself@gmail.com

I have no idea- is that boobs?

from: brittanyherself@gmail.com
to: agibbons1@gmail.com

It’s your vagina, Andy. YOUR VAGINA.

from: agibbons1@gmail.com
to: brittanyherself@gmail.com

Yikes- I have no idea if they do that there.

 

 

 

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from: brittanyherself@gmail.com
to: agibbons1@gmail.com

I’m just going to say one thing and then I’ll leave you alone. I mean, it’s not much of a “first aid kit” without ether or taffy. I mean, FUCKING REALLY!?

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from: brittanyherself@gmail.com
to: agibbons1@gmail.com

OMG.

from: agibbons1@gmail.com
to: brittanyherself@gmail.com

Here we go.

from: brittanyherself@gmail.com
to: agibbons1@gmail.com

You don’t understand, I feel like my ears are underwater, and like, a mermaid is in them screaming.

from: agibbons1@gmail.com
to: brittanyherself@gmail.com

No.

from: brittanyherself@gmail.com
to: agibbons1@gmail.com

I just saw a duck in the bathroom covered in blood. It was the Bloody Mary of ducks.

from: agibbons1@gmail.com
to: brittanyherself@gmail.com

Last time I’m having this discussion. It was a flu shot, not tracker-jacker venom. Take a nap until I get home, you’ll be fine.

from: brittanyherself@gmail.com
to: agibbons1@gmail.com

Tell that to Glimmer.

from: agibbons1@gmail.com
to: brittanyherself@gmail.com

No idea what that means.

 

 

 

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from: brittanyherself@gmail.com
to: agibbons1@gmail.com

I’m so super hungry and we have no food in our whole entire house to make for dinner, not even any cans of those beans with the cut up hot dogs in them from when your dad was here. Also, I lost my keys. And I think our stove is broken, or it doesn’t like me. And I had to do math homework with Jude for like 100 hours. And I think I have a zit in my ear.

from: agibbons1@gmail.com
to: brittanyherself@gmail.com

I’m leaving in 10. I can get take out from that Lebanese place on the way home?

from: brittanyherself@gmail.com
to: agibbons1@gmail.com

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from: brittanyherself@gmail.com
to: jordan@secretemail.com

Jordan- Halloween Party on the 20th, save the date!

from: jordan@secretemail.com
to: brittanyherself@gmail.com

Question, is this a costume party? If so, I think I’m going to wear what Lindsay Lohan wore in Mean Girls.

from: brittanyherself@gmail.com
to: jordan@secretemail.com

Obvs, though it seems way more fitting if we go Sexy Kitty, Sexy Nurse, Sexy IT Specialist, Sexy Indian Call Center Operator, etc.

from: jordan@secretemail.com
to: brittanyherself@gmail.com

That gives me an idea…I need to check with my Dad on gear, but I’m thinking Sexy Tractor Salesman. No stealsies.

from: brittanyherself@gmail.com
to: jordan@secretemail.com

That’s fine, I’m already thinking disgruntled sexy physician’s assistant who may or may not have stuck herself with a potentially AIDS infected needle. I already have the stethoscope.

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