The Flip Side: July 31, 2012

to: from: Awwwww, this is us babe! to: From: I’m at work, is this some whips and chains fifty shades stuff- I can’t watch that here? to: from:  No, it’s about love and stuff. to: from: Oh awesome, I’ll get right on it in front of all […]

A Boat: July 10, 2012

To: From: Hey- My brother is selling his boat. To: From: Negative. To: From: It’s actually a sick deal. To: From: I hate water Andy wtf, you know this? Are you trying to like, Ashley Judd from Double Jeopardy me right now? To: From: No, […]

Dating My Wife: July 5, 2012

To: From: Hey, the Huffington Post says it’s the husband’s job to date his wife. To: From: Can’t you just give me the cliff notes version of what I’m doing wrong, and what I need to start doing based on whatever romantic comedy you just watched? To: From: […]

The Best You’ve Ever Had: May 31, 2012

from: to: Weird question, we had sex last night, right? from: to: You don’t know the answer? from: to: I can’t remember if it really happened, or if I dreamed it. from: to: We did. You said it was the best you ever had. from: to: […]

Memorial Day: May 2nd, 2012

from: to: Hey- did you deposit those checks? from: to: Is that a joke? from: to: no? from: to: I doubt the bank is even open, Andy. It’s the 14th anniversary of the Battle of Hogwarts. Do you know how many of my friends died in that […]

Wine Ice: March 23rd

to: from: March 23, 2012 Andy- I accidentally forgot I put a bottle of wine in the freezer, where the ice maker thing is, and it exploded in there and now all our ice is wine ice. Which is actually kinda awesome- right? But, my question is, can we buy a new fridge? […]

Tribal Dolphin: February 16th, 2012

From: To: Whatcha doing? From: To: i’m at work, why? From: To: Can you leave early to get tattoos? From: To: pass. no more tattoos. From: To: What if it meant something special like from your heritage? Like a tribal dolphin tattoo, really cool looking, […]

The Candy House: March 23rd, 2009

from Brittany Gibbons to Andy Gibbons <> date March 23, 2009 at 9:20 AM I had a dream last night DON’T ERASE THIS YET KEEP READING that we owned a B&B- and the house was made of candy, like Hansel and Gretel. So when I woke up this morning, I still thought it was […]