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to: agibbons1@gmail.comI’m so super hungry and we have no food in our whole entire house to make for dinner, not even any cans of those beans with the cut up hot dogs in them from when your dad was here. Also, I lost my keys. And I think our stove is broken, or it doesn’t like me. And I had to do math homework with Jude for like 100 hours. And I think I have a zit in my ear.
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to: brittanyherself@gmail.comI’m leaving in 10. I can get take out from that Lebanese place on the way home?
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to: jordan@secretemail.comJordan- Halloween Party on the 20th, save the date!
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to: brittanyherself@gmail.comQuestion, is this a costume party? If so, I think I’m going to wear what Lindsay Lohan wore in Mean Girls.
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to: jordan@secretemail.comObvs, though it seems way more fitting if we go Sexy Kitty, Sexy Nurse, Sexy IT Specialist, Sexy Indian Call Center Operator, etc.
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to: brittanyherself@gmail.comThat gives me an idea…I need to check with my Dad on gear, but I’m thinking Sexy Tractor Salesman. No stealsies.
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to: jordan@secretemail.comThat’s fine, I’m already thinking disgruntled sexy physician’s assistant who may or may not have stuck herself with a potentially AIDS infected needle. I already have the stethoscope.
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from: agibbons1@gmail.comHey- I loaded the dishwasher but you’re out of dishwasher tabs.
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from: brittanyherself@gmail.comYou mean… WE’RE out of dish tabs?
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from: agibbons1@gmail.comYes, sorry. WE are out of dishwasher tabs, what kind should I get?
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from: brittanyherself@gmail.comThe blue gel kind. And WE’RE also out of panty liners.
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Alright decision time- which Olympic sport can we put our children in so we can sit in the stands wearing cute flag outfits like little athletic muggle parents? Don’t say Race Walking, that whole hip gyration thing weirds me out, I can’t watch my kids do sex moves for medals.
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from: brittanyherself@gmail.comAwwwww, this is us babe!
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From: agibbons1@gmail.comI’m at work, is this some whips and chains fifty shades stuff- I can’t watch that here?
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from: brittanyherself@gmail.comNo, it’s about love and stuff.
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from: agibbons1@gmail.comOh awesome, I’ll get right on it in front of all the guys in my office.
