Bikini Wax: January 29th 2013

from: agibbons1@gmail.com to: brittanyherself@gmail.com Hey I submitted the tax stuff and called the floor guy so I will let you know when he’s coming to measure, it has to be during the day I guess. And the BoRics near my work has a sign out front about some sale on facial waxing. from: brittanyherself@gmail.com to: […]

First Aid: November 2, 2012

from: brittanyherself@gmail.com to: agibbons1@gmail.com I’m just going to say one thing and then I’ll leave you alone. I mean, it’s not much of a “first aid kit” without ether or taffy. I mean, FUCKING REALLY!?

Tracker-Jacker: November 8th

from: brittanyherself@gmail.com to: agibbons1@gmail.com OMG. from: agibbons1@gmail.com to: brittanyherself@gmail.com Here we go. from: brittanyherself@gmail.com to: agibbons1@gmail.com You don’t understand, I feel like my ears are underwater, and like, a mermaid is in them screaming. from: agibbons1@gmail.com to: brittanyherself@gmail.com No. from: brittanyherself@gmail.com to: agibbons1@gmail.com I just saw a duck in the bathroom covered in blood. It […]

Lebanese Take Out: September 19th

gangnam style

from: brittanyherself@gmail.com to: agibbons1@gmail.com I’m so super hungry and we have no food in our whole entire house to make for dinner, not even any cans of those beans with the cut up hot dogs in them from when your dad was here. Also, I lost my keys. And I think our stove is broken, […]

Halloween Party: September 17th

from: brittanyherself@gmail.com to: jordan@secretemail.com Jordan- Halloween Party on the 20th, save the date! from: jordan@secretemail.com to: brittanyherself@gmail.com Question, is this a costume party? If so, I think I’m going to wear what Lindsay Lohan wore in Mean Girls. from: brittanyherself@gmail.com to: jordan@secretemail.com Obvs, though it seems way more fitting if we go Sexy Kitty, Sexy […]

Dishwasher Tabs: August 3, 2012

to: brittanyherself@gmail.com from: agibbons1@gmail.com Hey- I loaded the dishwasher but you’re out of dishwasher tabs. to: agibbons1@gmail.com from: brittanyherself@gmail.com You mean… WE’RE out of dish tabs? to: brittanyherself@gmail.com from: agibbons1@gmail.com Yes, sorry. WE are out of dishwasher tabs, what kind should I get? to: agibbons1@gmail.com from: brittanyherself@gmail.com The blue gel kind. And WE’RE also out […]

Olympics: August 6th, 2012

to: agibbons1@gmail.com from: brittanyherself@gmail.com Alright decision time- which Olympic sport can we put our children in so we can sit in the stands wearing cute flag outfits like little athletic muggle parents? Don’t say Race Walking, that whole hip gyration thing weirds me out, I can’t watch my kids do sex moves for medals.

The Flip Side: July 31, 2012

to: agibbons1@gmail.com from: brittanyherself@gmail.com Awwwww, this is us babe! to: brittanyherself@gmail.com From: agibbons1@gmail.com I’m at work, is this some whips and chains fifty shades stuff- I can’t watch that here? to: agibbons1@gmail.com from: brittanyherself@gmail.com  No, it’s about love and stuff. to: brittanyherself@gmail.com from: agibbons1@gmail.com Oh awesome, I’ll get right on it in front of all […]

A Boat: July 10, 2012

To: brittanyherself@gmail.com From: agibbons1@gmail.com Hey- My brother is selling his boat. To: agibbons1@gmail.com From: brittanyherself@gmail.com Negative. To: brittanyherself@gmail.com From: agibbons1@gmail.com It’s actually a sick deal. To: agibbons1@gmail.com From: brittanyherself@gmail.com I hate water Andy wtf, you know this? Are you trying to like, Ashley Judd from Double Jeopardy me right now? To: brittanyherself@gmail.com From: agibbons1@gmail.com No, […]

Dating My Wife: July 5, 2012

To: agibbons1@gmail.com From: brittanyherself@gmail.com Hey, the Huffington Post says it’s the husband’s job to date his wife. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/justin-buzzard/date-your-wife_b_1639234.html To: brittanyherself@gmail.com From: agibbons1@gmail.com Can’t you just give me the cliff notes version of what I’m doing wrong, and what I need to start doing based on whatever romantic comedy you just watched? To: agibbons1@gmail.com From: brittanyherself@gmail.com […]