Hi. I'm Andy.

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Hey- I’m going golfing after work, but it doesn’t mean I want a divorce or that we need counseling. This is only a heads up.

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???

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I saw you talking about starting your period on Facebook this week, so I decided to play the offense. I’ll bring home cake.

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We’re soul mates.

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What am I getting on the way home?

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Children’s Mucinex Cough, advil for me, tampons if you can, and pop.

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What kind?

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Diet Pepsi.

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No, the tampons?

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OH! HAPPY CLAP I LOVE YOU, Ok Kotex Super- they’re black.

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That’s a good idea actually so you don’t see how gooped up and slimy they get.

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The box. I mean the box is black. But I should invent those! I can make them green and call them Zombie Fingers!

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Too far.

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You know how your snoring is out of control? I’d like to try a new experiment in an attempt to solve the problem. If you are down…

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And slapping me across the face helps my snoring how?

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THIS IS HOW SCIENCE WORKS ANDY. We have to try A to solve X. Duh?

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I’m working on making our bedroom a love den, so I bought this for above our bed.

tom selleck romance(Please don’t move out.)

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I just felt something kick me from inside my stomach. I assume it’s one of three things… a parasite, the Chipotle I had for lunch, or a fetus.

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Well for your sake, I hope you are full of tapeworms, gassy or your email was hacked.

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#andyhatesbabies

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Stop hashtagging our emails.

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#andylikesbuttworms

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How are you classified as an adult?

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#andymarrieschildren

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