Andy-
I wiped my face on your face last night while you were sleeping. HEAR ME OUT. I did it because I am getting sick and I figured if you got sick, too, we could both take off work and snuggle. Unless I have a fever and then you can’t touch me until it breaks because my skin will hurt. BUT WAIT who will get us ginger ale and egg drop soup???
NEW PLAN- you wash your face and drink lots of orange juice, I am getting sick and need you to take care of me.
Feel bad for me please.
love, Sicky.
It’s comforting to know I’m not the only crazy wife out there…luckily I know my husbands email password so if shit ever gets real I can delete. These are priceless…you’re wife is a gem and brings joy to many all over the world. You are a lucky man.
LOL! I never thought about it that way?! if we’re both sick and snuggly WHO GETS THE GINGER ALE??? what’s the point of being sick without ginger ale? and soap opera’s? (which are no fun to watch with the man you’re actually sleeping with…)