Dearest lover,

If you ever become a zombie, I won’t kill you at first, but I will lock you up and feed you all the people we both hate, until we run out of them and then, I will feed you all the people that only I hate and you feel meh about.   After that, you either learn to survive on animal brains like in Twilight, or I will have to kill you, only because I just don’t have access to the current cast of SNL.

Happy Valentines Day!

Brittany

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