Dearest lover,
If you ever become a zombie, I won’t kill you at first, but I will lock you up and feed you all the people we both hate, until we run out of them and then, I will feed you all the people that only I hate and you feel meh about. After that, you either learn to survive on animal brains like in Twilight, or I will have to kill you, only because I just don’t have access to the current cast of SNL.
Happy Valentines Day!
Brittany
True love.
This is the best one yet!