Tribal Dolphin: February 16th, 2012

by Andy on February 23, 2012

From: brittanyherself@gmail.com
To:  agibbons1@gmail.com

Whatcha doing?

From: agibbons1@gmail.com
To: brittanyherself@gmail.com

i’m at work, why?

From: brittanyherself@gmail.com
To:  agibbons1@gmail.com

Can you leave early to get tattoos?

From: agibbons1@gmail.com
To: brittanyherself@gmail.com

pass. no more tattoos.

From: brittanyherself@gmail.com
To:  agibbons1@gmail.com

What if it meant something special like from your heritage? Like a tribal dolphin tattoo, really cool looking, on your thigh!?

From: agibbons1@gmail.com
To: brittanyherself@gmail.com

what does that have to do with being irish?

From: brittanyherself@gmail.com
To:  agibbons1@gmail.com

Tiny leprechaun on your scrotum, then?

From: agibbons1@gmail.com
To: brittanyherself@gmail.com

don’t email me at work anymore.

 

{ 17 comments… read them below or add one }

Catherine Dabels February 23, 2012 at 9:58 am

I’ll bet she kept emailing you at work….didn’t she?

haha. funny.

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Andee February 23, 2012 at 11:31 am

I think you’d both regret the leprechaun. I wouldn’t be able to perform down there with a tiny leprechaun watching me…I’d feel taunted.

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Nikki Mohamed February 27, 2012 at 4:22 am

Really. And just think how tiny he would look if there was like swimming pool shrinkage involved. He’d look like an even tinier, really OLD leprechaun.

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Kenny February 23, 2012 at 12:57 pm

Yeah I would think a Leprechaun constantly slapping your Pot-O-Gold would just be weird

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misty February 23, 2012 at 2:46 pm

I totally disagree Andee and Kenny. I am now totally going to try and convince my husband to get the leprechaun.

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Christina February 23, 2012 at 6:26 pm

Pot of Gold. Fromunda. NICE!
I would love these random emails – in a hum drum day I crack up just reading what she sends you.

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Meredith February 23, 2012 at 11:28 pm

I am just SO excited to have his email address now. Can we all send him thoughts and ideas? I hope so.

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Brittany February 24, 2012 at 8:50 am

PLEASE DO.

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Melannnie February 24, 2012 at 2:38 pm

So delighfully wickedly evil.

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mamaschinsky February 26, 2012 at 12:58 am

You know, I really needed another way to spend my spare time. This is perfect!

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Nikki Mohamed February 27, 2012 at 4:23 am

mamaschinsky–you HAVE spare time? Please define what that is and where you got it. Tks.

Marcia February 23, 2012 at 11:30 pm

Andee, don’t you mean Tainted?

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Kate D. February 23, 2012 at 11:32 pm

Lol…thanks for that…always like to head to bed with a chuckle…and interesting things to think about

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Dawn February 24, 2012 at 8:30 am

It’s like he doesn’t even know what fun is anymore.

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Jeanette February 24, 2012 at 1:55 pm

As an Irish person myself I need to point something out. Leprechauns in Irish folklore are tiny little angry men that make mischief. And not the good kind. Why you might ask? Because they have no genitalia and are really REALLY pissed of about it. Also, they are always male.

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mamaschinsky February 26, 2012 at 12:54 am

This is probably my favorite comment on anything, EVER.

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Amy April 4, 2012 at 2:25 pm

I am literally cracking up in my office right now! I WISH I had half as much wit as Brittany!!! These emails are so incredibly awesome. :)

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