Tracker-Jacker: November 8th

by Andy on November 9, 2012

in may or may not be a medical emergency, The Brittany Emails

from: brittanyherself@gmail.com
to: agibbons1@gmail.com

OMG.

from: agibbons1@gmail.com
to: brittanyherself@gmail.com

Here we go.

from: brittanyherself@gmail.com
to: agibbons1@gmail.com

You don’t understand, I feel like my ears are underwater, and like, a mermaid is in them screaming.

from: agibbons1@gmail.com
to: brittanyherself@gmail.com

No.

from: brittanyherself@gmail.com
to: agibbons1@gmail.com

I just saw a duck in the bathroom covered in blood. It was the Bloody Mary of ducks.

from: agibbons1@gmail.com
to: brittanyherself@gmail.com

Last time I’m having this discussion. It was a flu shot, not tracker-jacker venom. Take a nap until I get home, you’ll be fine.

from: brittanyherself@gmail.com
to: agibbons1@gmail.com

Tell that to Glimmer.

from: agibbons1@gmail.com
to: brittanyherself@gmail.com

No idea what that means.

 

 

 

{ 15 comments… read them below or add one }

Audra November 9, 2012 at 10:57 am

It’s me, Rue. Just eat these leaves and you’ll be ok. :-)
In all seriousness, I’m going without one this year because last year I got sick as soon as I got the shot. I don’t care what anyone says, I got sick.
Good luck!! That venom can be nasty.

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stephanie November 9, 2012 at 11:10 am

I won’t ever get them, they creep me out. Also, my diva daughter swelled up at the injection site. Now, we all go shot free and play flu roulette. Good luck!

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Karly November 9, 2012 at 11:14 am

I love his “Here we go” reply. Sounds like my husband!

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Rachel November 9, 2012 at 11:28 am

I haven’t had a flu shot since I was 11. And I only get the flu every few years or so.

When Andy replied that it wasn’t tracker jacker venom, I was all “OMG Andy knows the effects of tracker jacker venom!!” It was the same feeling I got when I watched The Hunger Games with my boyfriend and he yelled at Katniss for covering Rue with edible flowers instead of saving them for food.

But then Andy killed it for me in his next reply.

I can no longer take the emotional highs and lows of your email threads.

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Johanna November 9, 2012 at 12:02 pm

I have never had a flu shot and I only get the flu once every few years.

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Rachel November 9, 2012 at 12:02 pm

What was I doing during my youth that I don’t get this reference? I feel like I have a lifetime of movies to catch up on.

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Carlyn November 10, 2012 at 7:50 am

Its from the Hunger Games.

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kathy November 9, 2012 at 12:29 pm

Tell them to Glimmer
OMG!!! That shit is funny!!!

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tanya November 9, 2012 at 4:19 pm

I. EFFING. LOVE. YOU. bahahahahah

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c ynthia November 9, 2012 at 10:06 pm

hahahaha Love this. Love you two. You’re such a good match.
I’ve never had a flu shot but my doctor suggested I get one this year because we’re sort of trying to maybe get pregnant so… I guess flu during pregnancy would suck. (Oh, and maybe not good for baby? No idea.)

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Michela November 17, 2012 at 10:04 pm

I had flu when I was pregnant….the baby was fine. But. It. Sucked. For. Me.

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Carlyn November 10, 2012 at 7:49 am

“tell that to glimmer” omfg i think i peed.

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BPepper November 12, 2012 at 11:33 am

YAYYYYY for the email updates!! (:
Not a huge fan of flue shots either…

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Michela November 17, 2012 at 10:05 pm

Hmmm…we need a like button here somewhere…..

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Ellen December 5, 2012 at 4:27 pm

Don’t get the flu shot, that shit made me think there was a smurf standing at my mailbox. Mine might have been flu juice mixed with roofie….

Because shit at my house is ridic
http://bloggingwench.weebly.com/the-dumbest-thing-youll-read-today.html

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