The Best You’ve Ever Had: May 31, 2012

by Andy on June 5, 2012

in The Brittany Emails

from: brittanyherself@gmail.com
to: agibbons1@gmail.com

Weird question, we had sex last night, right?

from: agibbons1@gmail.com
to: brittanyherself@gmail.com

You don’t know the answer?

from: brittanyherself@gmail.com
to: agibbons1@gmail.com

I can’t remember if it really happened, or if I dreamed it.

from: agibbons1@gmail.com
to: brittanyherself@gmail.com

We did. You said it was the best you ever had.

from: brittanyherself@gmail.com
to: agibbons1@gmail.com

No seriously, it’s freaking me out, did we or not?

from: agibbons1@gmail.com
to: brittanyherself@gmail.com

Maybe if you didn’t read so many porn books you could keep our sex life straight.

from: brittanyherself@gmail.com
to: agibbons1@gmail.com

Well, I’m going to assume it was a dream, I mean, I climaxed 3 times and I can’t find the goat anywhere.

{ 7 comments… read them below or add one }

Karly June 5, 2012 at 9:28 am

I’ve had that conversation before.

Minus the goat.

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Amateur Mommy June 5, 2012 at 5:54 pm

He should be happy that you are probably crediting him for extra sex. Also, if my husband should happen to read this post, all I’ll be getting for the next year is porn books for gifts. Which wouldn’t be too awful.

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Nicole June 5, 2012 at 6:32 pm

I’ve SO had this conversation with my husband. Andy quoted him exactly “You don’t know the answer?”

Whatever. I’ll take 3 climaxes however I can get ‘em. :-)

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Jayme June 5, 2012 at 7:11 pm

Funny story, Dave just told me that I should start reading Fifty Shades of Grey now. I think that he has been reading too much about the books and wants to see if they actually work at getting him some more sexy time. He may change his mind if he reads this. ;)

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syd8me June 7, 2012 at 12:22 pm

OMG, I laughed out loud…..at work….it was a little embarrassing, but totally worth it.

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hdj June 7, 2012 at 2:09 pm

Um, doesn’t Andy realize that if you can’t keep it all straight that must mean he is as awesome as the guys in the porn books you read?

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Kathy June 18, 2012 at 2:47 pm

SENT THIS TO MY BOYFRIEND, WE BOTH GOT A GOOD LAUGH!! ( BECAUSE AS HE SAYS, THIS IS A CONVO HE BELIEVES WE HAVE HAD!!)

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