from: brittany
to: agibbonsWeird question, we had sex last night, right?
from: agibbons
to: brittanyYou don’t know the answer?
from: brittany
to: agibbonsI can’t remember if it really happened, or if I dreamed it.
from: agibbons
to: brittanyWe did. You said it was the best you ever had.
from: brittany
to: agibbonsNo seriously, it’s freaking me out, did we or not?
from: agibbons
to: brittanyMaybe if you didn’t read so many porn books you could keep our sex life straight.
from: brittany
to: agibbonsWell, I’m going to assume it was a dream, I mean, I climaxed 3 times and I can’t find the goat anywhere.
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I’ve had that conversation before.
Minus the goat.
He should be happy that you are probably crediting him for extra sex. Also, if my husband should happen to read this post, all I’ll be getting for the next year is porn books for gifts. Which wouldn’t be too awful.
I’ve SO had this conversation with my husband. Andy quoted him exactly “You don’t know the answer?”
Whatever. I’ll take 3 climaxes however I can get ’em. :-)
Funny story, Dave just told me that I should start reading Fifty Shades of Grey now. I think that he has been reading too much about the books and wants to see if they actually work at getting him some more sexy time. He may change his mind if he reads this. ;)
OMG, I laughed out loud…..at work….it was a little embarrassing, but totally worth it.
Um, doesn’t Andy realize that if you can’t keep it all straight that must mean he is as awesome as the guys in the porn books you read?
SENT THIS TO MY BOYFRIEND, WE BOTH GOT A GOOD LAUGH!! ( BECAUSE AS HE SAYS, THIS IS A CONVO HE BELIEVES WE HAVE HAD!!)
Seriously!!! I Love You!! Can i move in with you and Andy, and just sit and watch you guys! Plus, you know, summer’s coming up, and there will be nothing on TV. ;)
The Best reading a single girl has done in a long time on a Saturday night. Thank you thank you.