The Appointment: June 26th

by Andy on June 30, 2013

in may or may not be a medical emergency, The Brittany Emails

from:brittanyherself@gmail.com
to: agibbons1@gmail.com

Hey, can you get off Friday, we don’t have a sitter and I have an appointment I can’t reschedule.

from: agibbons1@gmail.com
to: brittanyherself@gmail.com

I can try, what’s the appointment?

from:brittanyherself@gmail.com
to: agibbons1@gmail.com

Gynecologist.

from: agibbons1@gmail.com
to: brittanyherself@gmail.com

What? Why would you need to go there? What the hell is going on? I thought we were done going there, why are you going there again???

from:brittanyherself@gmail.com
to: agibbons1@gmail.com

Because I still have a working set of breasts and a vagina and cervix and ovaries…. Women go there for reasons other than having babies inside of them. Do you watch the Discovery Channel?

from: agibbons1@gmail.com
to: brittanyherself@gmail.com

Ah ok go ahead and go then.

from:brittanyherself@gmail.com
to: agibbons1@gmail.com

Gee whiz, thanks, husband. I’ll be home and back to holding an aspirin between my knees in no time!

from: agibbons1@gmail.com
to: brittanyherself@gmail.com

Yeah yeah, just make sure she doesn’t see any babies in there.

from:brittanyherself@gmail.com
to: agibbons1@gmail.com

It’s not a view-master. Ugh, I’m going to buy you some books on the way home.

{ 11 comments… read them below or add one }

GK Adams June 30, 2013 at 10:46 am

Men! I swear…

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Audra June 30, 2013 at 10:52 am

Hahaha… It’s not a view finder… Priceless!! Thank you- I needed that laugh.

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Susan June 30, 2013 at 10:54 am

Bahahahaha!!!

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Kathryn June 30, 2013 at 11:25 am

“not a viewfinder”. And now I have the perfect way to explain these things to my daughter :)

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Torrie June 30, 2013 at 8:23 pm

You and Andy have the super best emails ever!!

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Kelly June 30, 2013 at 10:54 pm

So, no babies = ok to go to a gynecologist

Yes babies = no gynocologist?

LOL

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Jamie July 1, 2013 at 11:10 am

If that’s what he thinks we go to the gyno for then he was going to be PISSED at you since he got his nuts snipped, lol.

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Kat July 1, 2013 at 11:38 am

“Just make sure she doesn’t see any babies in there”, LOL! Too funny! Maybe you really should get him a book or two…..

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Jeanette July 1, 2013 at 12:11 pm

I love both you and Andy so much!!

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Al_Pal July 2, 2013 at 1:02 am

OMG. Wow.

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AngelLeigh July 16, 2013 at 6:36 pm

I think this one’s my favorite. Such candor ;)

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