She Breaks All My Stuff: November 22

by Andy on November 25, 2013

in The Brittany Emails

from: brittanyherself@gmail.com
t0: agibbons1@gmail.com

I love you so much, sometimes it hurts my bones. I love you so much, I often forget what I was even doing. Like, I went to go to the bathroom, and then thought about how much I love you, then I walked back out and peed in my jeans. I love you so much air seems stupid compared to you. I love you so much that if you accidentally broke my new camera and shattered my lens because you set it on the car hood while you got distracted, I wouldn’t even be mad at you because my love for you makes that physically impossible.

Now, say it back.

from: agibbons1@gmail.com
to: brittanyherself@gmail.com

Wait what?

from: brittanyherself@gmail.com
t0: agibbons1@gmail.com

SAY IT BACK!!!!

 

{ 8 comments… read them below or add one }

Tiffany November 25, 2013 at 6:00 pm

Oh crap! I hate these moments. Why can’t they just say it back?! I love your poem.

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Sarah November 25, 2013 at 6:58 pm

ahahahahhahaah!!!

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Amy November 25, 2013 at 8:25 pm

Ok, fess up. Did you destroy the camera?!

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Valerie November 25, 2013 at 8:42 pm

“If you’re a bird I’m a bird”

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Valerie November 25, 2013 at 8:44 pm

I thought you might have been quoting from the notebook. You know I’m a bird, caw, caw… Now you say it

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Johanna November 25, 2013 at 9:04 pm

Hilarious

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Karl November 25, 2013 at 9:13 pm

I mean, look. It’s already broken. We might as well get to the “laughing about it later” part, right?

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GrandeMocha November 26, 2013 at 5:30 am

He didn’t give you the, “Please don’t touch this one thing I just bought!” Speach did he? Because that would make it worse.

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