Phantom Fetus: February 20th

by Andy on February 25, 2013

in may or may not be a medical emergency, The Brittany Emails

from: brittanyherself@gmail.com
to: agibbons1@gmail.com

I just felt something kick me from inside my stomach. I assume it’s one of three things… a parasite, the Chipotle I had for lunch, or a fetus.

from: agibbons1@gmail.com
to: brittanyherself@gmail.com

Well for your sake, I hope you are full of tapeworms, gassy or your email was hacked.

from: brittanyherself@gmail.com
to: agibbons1@gmail.com

#andyhatesbabies

from: agibbons1@gmail.com
to: brittanyherself@gmail.com

Stop hashtagging our emails.

from: brittanyherself@gmail.com
to: agibbons1@gmail.com

#andylikesbuttworms

from: agibbons1@gmail.com
to: brittanyherself@gmail.com

How are you classified as an adult?

from: brittanyherself@gmail.com
to: agibbons1@gmail.com

#andymarrieschildren

{ 13 comments… read them below or add one }

Holly {Artist Mother Teacher} February 25, 2013 at 1:10 pm

Bwahahahaha. #andylikesbuttworms <<< New comeback for any unsavory acts Andy commits. He ate the last of the leftover Chinese you were saving? #andylikesbuttworms. He forgot to buy more wine and tampons? #andylikesbuttworms

Need I go on? #andylikesbuttworms

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Jess February 25, 2013 at 1:12 pm

I think we all need to add #andylikesbuttworms to everything on twitter today… ……. Sorry Andy.

#andylikesbuttworms

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kathy February 25, 2013 at 1:15 pm

How are you even classified as an adult…..made me giggle so hard!

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Amanda February 25, 2013 at 1:16 pm

I think I kind of want you to hack my email.

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kathy February 25, 2013 at 1:21 pm

At least Andy knew what the hashtags were for, first time I hashed a reply to my bf, he wanted to know why I kept adding pound symbols in front of my statements!
#gloriouslyignorant

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Brittany February 25, 2013 at 1:30 pm

Funny enough, Andy is solely on twitter (@aerialquads) because of Tosh.0 and Colbert Report, who keep him QUITE up to date on hashtag use.

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Kimberly February 25, 2013 at 1:28 pm

Lol Kathy, my husband didn’t understand why some TV shows had “number sign and words” at the bottom of the screen #notsocialnetworked

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Mandy February 25, 2013 at 2:32 pm

Hilarious.

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melissa February 25, 2013 at 4:07 pm

Seriously the first time I have laughed uncontrollably in months. I wish this email went on for days. #andymarrieschildren

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Stacey February 25, 2013 at 7:12 pm

Bwahahahaha. #andymarrieschildren. Well played.

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Kenny February 25, 2013 at 10:15 pm

I am willing to bet Andy has several filters for your emails. I can only imagine their names.

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Allie March 1, 2013 at 10:44 am

I seriously just laughed so loud my co-workers are looking at me funny! This is hysterical, I dont know what hashtag is funnier! <3 ya!

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Ellen March 8, 2013 at 11:01 am

Hashtags are quite possibly the best invention ever. You can insult people without them getting mad because there’s a pound sign in front of it.

Why You Shouldn’t Piss off the DMV
http://bloggingwench.weebly.com/the-dumbest-thing-youll-read-today.html

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