Dating My Wife: July 5, 2012

by Andy on July 6, 2012

in According to Andy, The Brittany Emails

To: agibbons1@gmail.com
From: brittanyherself@gmail.com

Hey, the Huffington Post says it’s the husband’s job to date his wife. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/justin-buzzard/date-your-wife_b_1639234.html

To: brittanyherself@gmail.com
From: agibbons1@gmail.com

Can’t you just give me the cliff notes version of what I’m doing wrong, and what I need to start doing based on whatever romantic comedy you just watched?

To: agibbons1@gmail.com
From: brittanyherself@gmail.com

Just read the article, it’s super good.

To: brittanyherself@gmail.com
From: agibbons1@gmail.com

I thought if I voted republican I wasn’t allowed to read the Huffington Post?

To: agibbons1@gmail.com
From: brittanyherself@gmail.com

WTF!?

To: brittanyherself@gmail.com
From: agibbons1@gmail.com

Just kidding, fine, I’ll date you.

To: agibbons1@gmail.com
From: brittanyherself@gmail.com

How’s your memory these days, Gibbons? http://video.foxnews.com/v/1163443770001/pat-robertson-divorce-ok-if-spouse-has-alzheimers/

{ 5 comments… read them below or add one }

Louisiana Meredith July 6, 2012 at 9:27 am

Another winner!!

BTW, I’m Republican, but almost liberally so….don’t not visit me in Louisiana now, k?

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Brittany July 6, 2012 at 9:34 am

Oh, I’m still coming! I love republicans, I just love busting Andy’s balls more:)

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Jennifer July 6, 2012 at 9:47 am

My BFF in Louisiana is Republican too. Those LA Republicans are different from the ones in the rest of the country. :)

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Brittany July 6, 2012 at 9:56 am

And they have better food!

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AngelLeigh July 6, 2012 at 3:43 pm

I absolutely love Brittany’s blog. Don’t get me wrong here. But these email posts shine a little light on my day. Thanks for the funny =]

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