Bikini Wax: January 29th 2013

by Andy on January 30, 2013

in The Brittany Emails

from: agibbons1@gmail.com
to: brittanyherself@gmail.com

Hey I submitted the tax stuff and called the floor guy so I will let you know when he’s coming to measure, it has to be during the day I guess. And the BoRics near my work has a sign out front about some sale on facial waxing.

from: brittanyherself@gmail.com
to: agibbons1@gmail.com

I’m sorry, did you just tell me to go to BORICS for FACIAL WAXING!? Because it’s the early 90′s, I’m wearing British Knights and I have a mustache!?

from: agibbons1@gmail.com
to: brittanyherself@gmail.com

WTF. You talked to me about waxing all night last night, and I saw the sign at lunch today?

from: brittanyherself@gmail.com
to: agibbons1@gmail.com

Um yeah a BIKINI wax.

from: agibbons1@gmail.com
to: brittanyherself@gmail.com

I have no idea- is that boobs?

from: brittanyherself@gmail.com
to: agibbons1@gmail.com

It’s your vagina, Andy. YOUR VAGINA.

from: agibbons1@gmail.com
to: brittanyherself@gmail.com

Yikes- I have no idea if they do that there.

 

 

 

{ 16 comments… read them below or add one }

LouisianaMeredith January 30, 2013 at 3:50 pm

Fucking hilarious!! Hey, at least he was paying attention to what you were saying last night…..silver linings, ya know? ;)

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Amy January 30, 2013 at 3:51 pm

This is such a great example of men are from mars and women are from Venus!!!!

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Holly {Artist Mother Teacher} January 30, 2013 at 3:58 pm

Did Andy just accuse you of having hairy boobs?

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Brittany January 30, 2013 at 4:05 pm

YES HE DID.

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Jana Frerichs January 30, 2013 at 4:00 pm

Haha! I love it when men try and be helpful!

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Rae Ann January 30, 2013 at 4:06 pm

The man is types of cray-cray.

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Amber January 30, 2013 at 4:07 pm

I SO want to roll you and Andy into a ball and carry you around in my pocket all the time. In a totally non-threatening, it rubs the lotion on itself stalker way

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Rachel January 30, 2013 at 4:07 pm

Ah, sweet clueless Andy.

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Rae Ann January 30, 2013 at 4:44 pm

Sorry – I meant to say THREE types of crazy!

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Kenny January 30, 2013 at 4:56 pm

Brazillian?

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Caroline @ Pink Basil January 30, 2013 at 5:17 pm

Love it!! How on earth does this man not know what a bikini wax is??

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Amy January 30, 2013 at 6:06 pm

This just became “The Andy Emails”!!!!

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Heather January 30, 2013 at 10:12 pm

Um, a bikini wax is definitely NOT on your vagina. Even a Brazilian is not on your vagina….

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jaclyn @ www.lilmsadventures.blogspot.com January 31, 2013 at 11:43 am

HAHA hilarious :)

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Elinor February 6, 2013 at 3:47 am

‘Yikes’? um, does he think the hair just falls off down there?

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alicia March 15, 2013 at 1:24 pm

Can you just cc me on all your emails, please?

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