When this happens.
Mom, we missed the deadline to turn in our pictures for the stupid family tree-geneology book thing for the family reunion. Want me to come take a recent picture of you and dad, and then email Nicole to see if we can get ours squeezed in last minute.
No, I already turned in all our pictures.
Oh really? Well, which picture did you send of mine?
One I had your father scan.
Scan? All the pictures of me are digital and online, you shouldn’t have to scan anything?
I couldn’t figure out how to save it on from the internet, your father’s apple doesn’t have the right clicky button like mine does at work.
Mom, what did you send them?!
Ohhhh…just this random picture of me from high school with my over-plucked eyebrows, and bleached out and straightened 90210 Tori Spelling hair, in which I am, I don’t know, clearly high as a kite on marijuana?
Also, WHO TAUGHT MY PARENTS HOW SCANNERS WORK?
Haaaaaaa. Classic.
Tori Spelling has never looked so fabulous.
What is up with your lips in that photo?
Tori Spelling wishes she had breasts like yours.
I HAVE NO IDEA.
About the boobs, I was JUST gonna say…
Brittany has NO GAP.
Looks like a little bit of princess Leia lips.. lol
You also have a geisha thing going on with the lipstick?
Oh my.
It’s times like these that make me grateful my mother hasn’t jumped off the technology train just yet.
I’m thinking Drew Barrymore.
You look adorable…but is that really the best pic they could find? At least your entire family will see you as an adorable teenager for eternity
Is this really the best picture of me they could find? Hmm, I’m going to go with NO!?
No, this would NOT be the best picture of me they could find.
Which is exactly my I sent an email to my cousin with the subject line I SWEAR TO GOD OPEN THIS FUCKING NOW OR I WILL EAT YOUR FACE OF.
Hopefully, she senses my urgency.
Hahaha. I’ll be surprised if she DOESN’T sense your urgency. She’s probably terrified for her face.
So this is what Donna Martin would have looked like without pug eyes? Not that I don’t love pug eyes. I do! Just mostly on pugs.
Ah, the picture will just be proof positive that their daughter gets more and more beautiful with time!
This same thing happened when my inlaws were celebrating their 50th anniversary…they put in pictures of my kids into a memory quilt that were ancient. Now whenever I visit my father in law I have to look at the horrible pictures they chose! I feel for you!
what are your lips doing? and the first thing I thought when I saw that, before I got down to the rest of the text was “omg that’s totally tori spelling”
Me too!!
Oh dear.
bwahahahaha, that picture is seriously Tori Spelling. Heaven FORBID that my mother ever learn how to use a scanner. The idea that she now has a 4G Phone with access to Facebook and who knows what else terrifies me. If she actually learns how to upload all the horrid pictures she now takes, that would be bad. What might be even worse would be if she learned how to tag them.
At least your parents don’t insist on scanning and sharing all the pictures of you in your “chubby face with bifoculs and braces stage”…
But. Still. That picture is amazing.
Yes, does not quite say successful and industrious mother of three, now does it? It’s almost worse than sending naked baby pic’s to your college boyfriend…
Oh!! Omigod. *holds onto desk for support* I can’t even catch my breath, that’s how fabulous this is.
I wish my high school pictures looked that good! They’re either me with big ol bangs, or straight out of the pool after a swim meet. Not good options:)
Yeah, the hair is totally Tori Spelling. You’re way cuter than her though.
Tori could only hope to look half this good, even if she ate a cheeseburger or twelve.
I didn’t even realize that photo was of you. Wow.