Sometimes when I am stuck watching mind-numbing cartoons with my kids, I daydream about all the ways I’d fix them. I’d dress up like Mark Cuban and demand to see the Imagination Movers profit numbers. I’d burn Caillou’s house down as they slept… kidding.
Here is how I imagine the finale of Max & Ruby. It takes place the day Max turns 18, gets sick of Ruby’s bossy shit, and peaces out, Half-Baked style.
Up next, Dora & Diego do Flowers in the Attic.
HA! I watched Max & Ruby more times than I can count, we even owned it on DVD because my little one loved it so much. We read the books even… Rosemary Wells, I’ll never forget that author’s name. I’m glad my daughter is beyond the age of watching this show because I couldn’t take it again. I wanted to serve Ruby up in Rabbit Stew, if I actually ate rabbit stew, which I wouldn’t but you get my drift.
Great cartoon.
This is perfection. Though I wish there was some sort of resolution about where the hell the parents are at.
caillou is going to baby-talk forever if his parents don’t stop talking down to him. lol.. can’t stand that show! but i love backyardigans, those kids get out and do craaaaazzzy stuff. doc mcstuffins is kind of awesome. i dream she’ll move to my neighborhood and relieve me of my full-time job as a battery swapper. dora is giving my child a complex though, he only does things in three’s now.
when i was a kid i loved david the gnome and the little koala show. was totally convinced i wanted to live in a tree, under a tree or something like that.
David the Gnome! Now that was quality programming.
This is a great cartoon, but I am a little disappointed that the rabbits weren’t “played” by horses.
HAAAAAAAAAA!
God I hate that uptight prig, Ruby.
I love it!!! This is perfect. Ruby is beyond annoying.
Max looks exactly like Morris from “Morris and the Disappearing Bag” Have you seen that? It’s a cartoon from the 80s that we rented from the Sanger Branch Library and somehow own now. It’s a classic in our house.
Brilliant.