SPOILER SPOILER SPOILER This post contains SPOILERS for the September POPSUGAR Box. Do not read if you want to be surprised. Last month, I felt like the box was missing something. I didn’t know what, it just felt… whatevs. When the box came yesterday, I didn’t even open it right away. In fact, I forgot […]
Seriously, the amount of daily traffic I get from this is hilarious. Y’all are Jake Ryan stalkers, and I love that about you.
While in Mexico, I fell in love with the gorgeous hand embroidered dresses the Mayan women were selling in their shops. I annoyed all my friends as I ducked into every roadside store digging through piles and piles of fabric, trying to find the perfect dress, my obsession being the sole thing between them and […]
So while I was in Mexico, the first two major Fifty Shades of Grey casting picks were released. As you may remember, I played my own version of Fifty Shades Fantasy Football over a year ago. So far, I am 0-2. Which only affirms, not that I am really bad at guessing things, but that […]
Not gonna lie, I fucking love this song. No amount of tongues or flesh outfits or creepy teddy bears ruin it for me. I sing it, balls out, every time it comes on. And now, I feel a little less icky about it, because yeah… brilliant.
We going to Mexico. At first I thought I didn’t want to go because I had a bad experience there, but then I remembered that wasn’t me, it was the show Weeds. Plus it will be a nice break from people asking me about period sex. However, because I’m incapable of doing things like “relaxing” […]
Weird life moment, Jay Leno just mentioned me in his opening monologue. I just Daft Punk Get Lucky danced all over the living room. Annnnd I can never get out of my car at school pick up again. Check it out at the 6:43 mark. Click here if you have trouble viewing the video!
This happens, I swear. It’s just that the answer is always, um yeah sure, let’s absolutely do this.
Follow along as I parent, harass cows, eat food, try on clothes, guzzle booze and question human existence on Instagram.
Andy and I took 4 days to slack off. I didn’t make any important decisions, I ordered out every meal except for the giant punch bowls of cereal we ate at 11pm, I left the house in jeggings and giant Big Lebowski sweaters and unkept hair, I ignored school supply lists and physical forms, and […]