Diving In.
Will this get me in the pond? No.
RAPTURE DRILL!
RAPTURE DRILL!
For myself.
The entire day leading up to it, I was making my list, envisioning myself pushing the scarlet cart up and down the aisles, leaving the kids at home with Andy while I try on cute shoes and cheap bras.
Silly Little City Mouse.
Obviously, Andy has no idea how ponds work.
Lazy Sunday: May 15th
So, before I go into why I will be in New York City in a week to be on television, probably half naked, let's just spend the day getting that visual out of our heads and trying to resist the urge to shave our heads, because, OH THE HUMIDITY.
Today.
Do you ever have those days?
She sleeps.
Remember when you were little...
Trashing the Dress
While walking down the aisle in my dress was fun, the second time I wore it was a blast.
I Made These.
I Made These.
Better Than a Book of Yo Mama Jokes.
Better than a book of Yo Mama Jokes.
