Lazy Monday: August 1st
Everyday in my head, I am all IWANTOCUTIT- IWANTTOCUTIT- IWANTTOCUTIT.
Everyday in my head, I am all IWANTOCUTIT- IWANTTOCUTIT- IWANTTOCUTIT.
Honestly, if you don't know how to pronounce words, you aren't allowed to hold the microphone.
And, do you have any idea how expensive it is to have an old man named Bart snake underwear and giant unwrapped maxi pads out of your drain?
And to that I say, shut up, because that animal website sounds genius, nobody steal my idea!
Have you ever been in a bedroom without windows? It's magical. It has no sense of time, it's always the perfect temperature, and you can sleep for an entire day and not realize it, which is the absolute best way to sleep, aside from on a giant pile of money. And even then, I can't imagine sleeping on money is comfortable. It smells and has germs all over it.
Remember when you were little and the grocery store used to have a tanks of live lobsters, and you thought if your parents would only let you get one, you would take the stupid rubber bands off his fingers so you could hug it easier and then raise it in your bathtub?
If I home-schooled you, this would be our lesson for the day. It's math so get some paper, I'll wait.
Whatever Andy, Helen Keller was a bad ass, but not as bad ass as me, apparently.
Like maybe things that will lead to this thing that will somehow be related to this other thing and maybe influence this third thing here and then boom...we cured cancer.
And then, before you know it, I think I hear a ghost upstairs, and honestly, it just goes down hill from there.