The Cost of Kids.

By |2012-10-28T08:19:34-04:00July 27th, 2011|

And, do you have any idea how expensive it is to have an old man named Bart snake underwear and giant unwrapped maxi pads out of your drain?

Lazy Sunday: July 24th

By |2011-07-24T13:00:23-04:00July 24th, 2011|

Have you ever been in a bedroom without windows? It's magical. It has no sense of time, it's always the perfect temperature, and you can sleep for an entire day and not realize it, which is the absolute best way to sleep, aside from on a giant pile of money. And even then, I can't imagine sleeping on money is comfortable. It smells and has germs all over it.

Lobsters.

By |2011-07-22T09:45:58-04:00July 22nd, 2011|

Remember when you were little and the grocery store used to have a tanks of live lobsters, and you thought if your parents would only let you get one, you would take the stupid rubber bands off his fingers so you could hug it easier and then raise it in your bathtub?

Emails.

By |2011-07-20T10:30:07-04:00July 20th, 2011|

Whatever Andy, Helen Keller was a bad ass, but not as bad ass as me, apparently.

Lazy Sunday: July 17th

By |2011-07-17T18:54:37-04:00July 17th, 2011|

Like maybe things that will lead to this thing that will somehow be related to this other thing and maybe influence this third thing here and then boom...we cured cancer.

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