I miss Danielle. Just kidding. Her face looked like a panther.
What it sucked in overall enjoyment, it made up for in non-molestation and a stellar education, and in the long run, that’s what matters…as long as your main goal isn’t getting laid in high school, because then, my dear with your frizzy hair, big glasses and androgynous clothing tastes, you are fucked.
Either way, I’m still not wearing fucking shorts, no matter how drunk you get me.
Fact: You can’t deport mental illness.
4. Boys, I know sometimes you wake up and it’s all weird and hard. Tell your dad about it. Not me.
Andy & Brittany watch Twilight Saga Eclipse for the 800th time, and also, Andy might be drunk.