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Lazy Sunday: September 11th

By Brittany|2011-09-11T10:32:31-04:00September 11th, 2011|

Seriously. He has no idea, and he's either going to smell like intercourse or like a turd covered in burnt hair.

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I CAN HEAR YOU, BITCHES.

By Brittany|2012-10-28T08:06:39-04:00September 9th, 2011|

As a mom stuck watching this shit allll dayyyy longggg, this is easily my most favorite thing to come from Disney animation in a long time. Next to when I find penises hidden in The Little Mermaid.

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How I realized I am old, thanks Damon Wayans.

By Brittany|2013-05-10T22:40:31-04:00September 8th, 2011|

This is Damon Wayans Jr., as seen in the movie The Other Guys and that Happy Endings show they are billing as THE NEW FRIENDS - NO SERIOUSLY GUYS - THIS ONE IS GONNA PAN OUT, FOR REAL.

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Turning red.

By Brittany|2011-09-07T10:51:37-04:00September 6th, 2011|

I spent a large portion of my childhood and adolescence trying to get my parents to admit I was adopted.

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Lazy Monday: Labor Day 2011

By Brittany|2011-09-05T08:36:14-04:00September 5th, 2011|

If God wanted us to watch Titanic in 3D, he would have made our eyes 3D.

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The better to haunt your dreams with.

By Brittany|2012-10-28T08:10:32-04:00August 31st, 2011|

The following films are totally off limits (unless I am in a medical induced coma or Sponge Bob is a repeat and I need to get some shit done around here.)

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FLASHY DISTRACTION.

By Brittany|2011-08-29T12:36:40-04:00August 29th, 2011|

As of today, our school drama has ended. I will be back tomorrow with a week full of fun. In the mean time, allow me to distract you with this...

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Lazy Sunday: August 28th

By Brittany|2011-08-28T00:26:32-04:00August 28th, 2011|

Speaking of vaginas, do not ever give me the log in information to any of your social media accounts or sites. Or else, you will end up with something like this buried somewhere on your blog....

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