WTF Brittany Emails

By |2012-10-28T08:02:27-04:00September 29th, 2011|

So, I recently discovered Andy has a folder in his inbox called WTF Brittany Emails. Inside is, like, every email I ever sent him...

Lazy Monday: September 26th

By |2011-09-26T08:41:09-04:00September 26th, 2011|

I don't want to brag, but she was the raddest girl there, and the only one in leg warmers and chucks. We blew out a touch early to spend the afternoon eating cheeseburgers and watching football. She's the coolest girl I know.

Brittany Scouts

By |2012-10-28T08:04:48-04:00September 17th, 2011|

Which is why I would like to step in to mentor the youth left behind, lacking real and basic life skills, with a little organization I plan to call, Brittany Scouts.

Hoes before Bros

By |2011-09-15T08:34:03-04:00September 15th, 2011|

I'd like to think if one day I killed somebody, and I needed to get rid of the body, my friends would help.

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