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The Witch.

By Brittany|2012-10-28T07:56:59-04:00October 19th, 2011|

I asked her to go get me her crocs and her sippy so we could get ready to pick the boys up from school. For the record, she had clothes on when she left the room, and then... It's like she's me.

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The ONE Photo

By Brittany|2012-10-28T07:58:14-04:00October 18th, 2011|

I firmly believe that I became a parent before my husband.

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Reunion time, you guys-es.

By Brittany|2012-10-28T07:58:44-04:00October 17th, 2011|

I have no idea what next Sunday's conclusion will entail, but I imagine it will include Teresa entering stage left, schlepping a giant wooden cross on her back while everyone tells Melissa how pretty her singing voice is.

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Lazy Sunday: October 16th

By Brittany|2011-10-16T20:31:26-04:00October 16th, 2011|

I just ordered this shirt for Andy, I always thought he looked like Cameron in High School. Now he looks like Adam Sandler. Which is why I will probably see Jack & Jill, and then spend the night hating myself.

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I’m Why Movies Are So Expensive.

By Brittany|2011-10-13T08:15:42-04:00October 13th, 2011|

I was blacklisted by every video store this side of....whatever river runs through the middle of Ohio....you know the one...the smelly one where all the fish mysteriously died and they found that guys body.

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Lazy Sunday: October 9th

By Brittany|2011-10-11T11:25:29-04:00October 9th, 2011|

I don't trust myself with electricity, but I am super good with caulk. Get it? CAUULLLLK.

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Vegetable Beef Soup

By Brittany|2012-10-28T07:59:27-04:00October 6th, 2011|

Let's just go back to last week, when a nice bowl of hot soup was relevant, Steve Jobs was still alive, I had no idea what Nancy Grace's nipples looked like, and the world just made sense, okay?

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