Lazy Sunday: November 13th
We have a secret. But we aren't telling yet. Soon. It's kinda big. In every literal sense of the word.
The 99% Thing.
Like the 25% of American Adults who have genital herpes, or the 70% of us who think Javier Bardem and Denny from Grey's Anatomy are the same exact person.
Musicality.
I don't know how to be poetic about this. So I will just explain this the way I explain it to people standing right in front of me.
Lazy Sunday: November 6th
Also, it's a great way to ward of bears. Like, they think they want to eat you, but then after 5 minutes of them watching you try to eat yourself, they're all, bitch be crazy, Imma find myself a salmon.
Just as an FYI…
14 days. Not that I care.
Trick or Treat, y’all
I was always envious of those kids in the movies who could walk out their front doors in their intricate costumes and go trick or treating. Growing up in rural Ohio with a cornfield between each house, my street didn't do Trick or Treating.
Lazy Sunday: October 30th
Andy's in his underpants. And other rad observations.
A long strange trip.
Vader was framed.
Vacation Observation.
When I see a German family of 4 sitting next to us on the monorail to Disney wearing matching culottes and Mickey visors, and Jude leans over and asks me why they are speaking Spanish to each other, I remember how awesome the world is.
Priceless.
17,000 won to feel like a pirate for a day, or until you accidentally forget and touch your face ten thousand times until you look like a creepy clown from a Rob Zombie movie.
