Yesterday I saw Killer Joe.
I know, I hadn’t heard of that movie, either. But Shauna heard it was great, Matthew McConaughey was in it, and after Magic Mike, I was desperate not to be grossed out by his existence.
If I had to sum it up in a series of declaratory statements, they would be…
Well. That’s a bush.
So… that’s what happened to Gina Gershon.
I’m sorry, is she twelve, wait, is that blood!?
I can never eat fried chicken or pumpkin out of a can ever again.
Like it was good, but also wrong. So… wrongy good. Long story short, I’m going to have nightmares.
Anyways, let’s see, kinda exciting week here:
Oh, and Babble gave me and my friend Shauna a column. You can check it out by clicking here. We’ll write there once a week. It will probably offend you in record time!
Now for some cool stuff on the internet:
If you haven’t read Chris Kluwe’s response on Deadspin to Maryland Politician Emmett C. Burns Jr. (totally not the Mr. Burns from the Simpson’s, I checked) and his made-public tongue lashing of Raven’s LB Ayanbadejo support of same sex marriage, it’s worth the read, if only for the use of the word “cockmonster.”
Sorry, Imma Harry Potter nerd out on you right now, because this made me all gooose-bumpy.