Weeks are long. Sundays are dirty. Let’s relive it together.
Today is Father’s Day.
As per tradition, Andy is sleeping in, and the kids and I are having pre-breakfast cake until he wakes up.
I had originally planned on giving him these here homemade cards with glitter and stickers, but I got into my really skinny jeans yesterday, so he lucked out, and while I was shopping with my friend Nate, I bought him an Xbox game and some sexy lingerie.
Nate was all, um isn’t sexy underwear more of a gift for you? And I was all, no sweetie, if it was a gift for me, it’d be a some men’s 3X sweatpants and a pack of Biore pore strips.
It’s so adorable when gay men think we dress up our boobies all the time for our husbands.
So this week was awesome, actual real life supermodel Emme featured me on her website. She’s currently on Broadway, and I don’t want to jump to conclusions, but I think we are really good friends right now. Like, we email. (You snooze, you lose, Chris Kattan.) You can check out the feature on her site, just click blog!
Then, On BlogHer Pop, I mock old people. Have you seen how they drive!? Check that out here.
I dive into the super fun realization that working from home is hard. I’m shocked no one has ever pointed that out before.
Also, it’s ink time again! I can already hear Andy groan, but as always, I won’t tell him what I am getting, it’s like the Christmas gift he never wants. Such a bore, that one.
I found some awesome stuff online this week:
These cards are brilliant. And, now I am pissed at Noah.
Is it weird that I ordered this?
Isn’t American awesome? Also, if I knew when I was a teen that having sex would have gotten me a hair weave, I would have been doing it lots, because the most I ever got was a late period and gift card to Lady Footlocker.
Lastly, this. There are loads of reasons why this awesome. But, know that it hit especially close to home (literally). And, by the end, it made me cry. FUCK YEAH, MIDWEST!
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I’m just kidding, Myspace shuts down your account if you leave too many suggestive posts on David Hasslehoff’s wall. Apparently.
Happy Father’s Day Andy may your pancakes be cooked in the middle, most of the glitter stay on your cards, and your wife willing to please you in every way possible as a good wife should! :-D
ok so good luck with that last part of course you got skinny jeans and lingerie. You are half way there.
That Grand Rapids video was so awesome. And the puppet is weird. But normal is over-rated.
I would just like to join you in a celebratory FUCK YEAH, MIDWEST!
Sincerely,
Just a Michigan girl that thinks G-Rap is damn amazing.