This post contains spoilers. Seriously.

So, I finished Hunger Games in exactly 12 hours.

I had absolutely no intention of liking this book, and admittedly, there were times in the beginning I wanted to abandon it all together.

It’s like if The Fifth Element, The Most Dangerous Game, The Wizard of Oz and The Matrix all had sex, and one of them got pregnant, but nobody knows who the father is.

Hunger Games is definitely not my usual cup of tea.  In fact, I originally refused read it because I didn’t want it to interfere with my love of Twilight, but as I heard more about the plot, I realized that I wasn’t going to read it purely because it in no way appealed to me.

Kids murdering each other with caveman weapons?  Pass. I’ve seen the Justin Bieber Movie.

But then, I had insomnia, and only Real Housewives of Beverly Hills was on, and I’m just not feeling any of their faces this season, so I broke down and read it.

It took me three chapters to not hate it, and then I was hooked.

Oh to be a girl in post-apocalyptic America. Going about your daily life hunting in the woods with Miley Cyrus’ boyfriend, living off of squirrel and beaver, before being chosen by lottery to fight tweens in a fucked up Bio-Dome of death, while making out with the annoying kid from Zathura.

Who, by the way, looks totally hot now in the trailers, so good job on not still looking like Robin Williams’ son in RV!

Team Peeta.

I am now 5 Chapters into the second book, and so far it’s admittedly slower and less romantic than the first book. Fingers crossed it turns around, because it’s bordering on being the kind of sci-fi war of the future guy crap Andy likes to watch.

Hunger Games comes to theaters March 23rd, who’s going with me?  No seriously, who’s coming with me, I plan to squeal like a teenager, bite my lip and get all blushy, and I’ll need a designated driver.

Fun fact: Did you know there’s beaver anus in vanilla ice cream?  I guess were all closer to Hunger Games than we thought.

 Check out my review of Catching Fire and Mockingjay!

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