Um, so about last Halloween?
Check out my dope pumpkin skills.
Check out the shit I made for my kid.
Check out our bad ass couples costume.
WHAT THE FUCK WAS WRONG WITH ME LAST YEAR? I am this motivated about non-food… never. So now that I went ahead and set the Halloween standard, the question remains…
What can I talk Andy into being this year?
All of that is adorable, but where’s this Halloween bar? Do we have to dress up to get in and I really hope everything isn’t pumpkin flavored.
I’ve been trying to talk my husband into going as the owl and the pussycat, but he’s having none of it.
He can be a Sailor to your sexy airline Pilot or vice versa [air and sea theme]!
If you ever decide for him to be Edward Cullen, go to a craft store that sells cake supplies and buy lustre dust. Then just brush it on him. It leaves the shimmer, but it’s not glittery.
Remember if you do go as Bella, don’t smile. Like…ever.