It’s that time of year again, when Andy buys me presents from mall kiosks on Christmas Eve and I eat my bedazzled phone case and Korean hand lotion feelings in the bathroom until it’s time to pack it all up and do it again next year.

Fear not, I have once again compiled a list of gift-giving must haves that, if ordered within the allotted by-Christmas delivery time slots, will ensure everyone will be having a very hand-jobby Christmas, indeed.

1. Ginger Epiphanie Bag, Bisque $164.99

2. JAMBOX Wireless Speaker, Red Dot $129.99

3. Pee Wee Herman Throw Pillow, $20

4. Layered Turquoise Necklace, $34.99

5. Fucking Be Cool About It Canvas, $150

6. Play Hooky Ipad Sleeve, $50

7. Harry Potter Blanket with Sleeves, $29.29

8. DIY Goat Cheese Kit, $27.95

9. Boggart Baseball Tee, $32.99

10. Big Poppa Print, $33

11. Coloring for Grown Ups, $8

12. Tieks, Mustard Yellow $165

13. K is for Knifeball, $9.95

14. Tequila Is Not My Friend Bag, $248

15. Vodka Texted You flask, $20

16. Rock My Mic Sweatpants, $19.99

17. Bob’s Burgers, Season One $12.49

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