Extreme Makeover Home Edition is lovely.

But, remember the original Extreme Makeover?  Where they brought in awkward looking shut-ins, took pictures of them in their underwear, and then a gaggle of shiny looking doctors came in with laundry lists of body parts they would replace.

Not that there was anything wrong with them OMG if we could just replace every visible part of their body they could maybe be allowed back into society with us normal looking people.

It was a low self esteem shit fest!  They try to distract us with this screamy, sun damaged guy with a megaphone who swoops in to help needy families rebuild homes and we all cry, but you can’t fool me, ABC.

I remember.

New chins, saggy knee lifts, perkier boobs, butt implants, fat suctioning, all new teeth, hair extensions, daily injections of 3rd world albino orphan blood.

For weeks these poor people stumbled around wrapped in bandages, living on dehydrated army rations, not allowed to look at themselves in the mirror.

Remember those people?

Is it just me, or are you dying to know what they look like now?

It’s like seeing those people who get full face transplants or youtube videos of gorillas who smoke cigarettes.

I just can’t help myself.

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