Sometimes, readers send me cool ass shit, and this is one of those times.
I watched this video and saw myself in her, except that I don’t even know what “creaming things together” means. Perhaps it’s not a recipe at all, but a porno script? Or maybe she’s just Canadian, they have the funnest phrases there.
Thanks Andy and Cas, this video is awesome and totally made me realize why everything I bake either turns out like biscuits or…a rotting corpse.
I was drinking and making cookies one night. Wen I posted that they came out looking like lumpy biscuits, a friend left this video on my Facebook wall. I’m pretty sure me and her were meant to be the bestest drunk friends ever!
These videos are my favorite. I’ve watched them all. Over and over again.
This is the best video EVERRRR!!!
When I was in college I would get really stressed after December exams, so I would get drunk and bake Christmas cookies. It was good times. I don’t think I swore as much as she did during my drunken baking.
These cracked me up so hard. I definitely think the baking one is the funniest. I watched them when I was home alone and laughed until I was crying.
LMAO!!! OMG I cant watch this at work im laughing WAY too much!!!
lmao. I enjoy drunk cooking and baked baking, but I don’t think mine have ever come out quite that unusual. I might have a small advantage there, though, with a vague idea of how to cook when sober and all.
This is officially my favorite thing about today. Thank you!!
You’ve really captured all the essentials in this sbejuct area, haven’t you?
Holy shit!! She is my new Hero!!!!!!
One of my friends just shared this with me, too! New favorite thing on the interwebs. My suspicion is that she’s from New York, because I recognize the brand of milk from where I grew up.
And a fun fact! Creaming together the butter and sugar when you bake is when you take the sugar and room temp butter and whip it until it’s all light and fluffy and white. The sugar crystals cut air pockets into the butter and it makes for a fluffier cookie! ~~The More You Know…~~
I had a reader send me a box of amerian candy one, that was way better than a video. Most videos anyway. It might not be better than THIS video :)
“I don’t have a cookie pan but I have this…..this….kind of peg board……..”
omg I’m CRYIN laughing at that. Geee-nius!!
I saw a link to one of her videos just yesterday and laughed so hard!! Seriously though, it made me realize that the things I take for granted are apparently not always as simple as I think they are. Again with the, “this pegboard thing….” I’m still laughing.
I want her to be my next door neighbor.
So funny! I just got through taking a cooking class where the wine was free flowing. Now I know why our instructor was a jackass. We all probably looked like her.
YES! That’s all…oh and I’m also hungry for cookies…or biscuits. Don’t think it really matters if I can wash them down with champagne.
Oh my goodness.
Steph
Laughing so hard I am literally crying over how my prom date totally screwed me over for my friend. That’s reasonable, right?
Oh, that was hillarious to say the least! Sad part is, I love baking over having to cook/make a meal. I think if I begin with a bottle of liquor I can absolutely conquer my fear/disgust in cooking. :O Yay, alcohol!
“pretentious ass recipe” put me over the edge. So absolutely hilarious.
I pretty much hated baking until this. Someone needs to contact Food Network. Hilarous!
I’ve watched the whole Drunk Cooking series, and this is, by far, my favorite. “I think we made….biscuits” LMAO
*Drunk Kitchen
I sooo laughed my ass off! Now I’m going looking for more “Drunk Kitchen” videos! Thanks for posting!
Loved this! Thanks for sharing, now to look for her other videos!
So since I will bring the Moscato if you host the drunk and cook weekend…lol
Holy crap! That was awesome! I am having one of the worst nights ever but that was awesome and made my night. My 2-yr old daughter looked at me strange but I think it was b/c she knows I plan on attempting drunk baking later:) Ha-ha!
The mocking is the best thing I’ve ever seen. “Creeeeeeaaaam Toggggeether” while giving the camera the side eye, and “Pretentious ass recipe,” while dumping in the egg cream mixture ‘on accident’. Absolutely brilliant.
OMG! that is sooo funny that you posted this. I saw it last week and immediately thought of you. For serious, I was going to post it on your facebook but then was all “she probs has better things to do than watch this drunk bitch cook.” I love this woman. I want to make her my wife, regardless of the fact that I am not a lesbian. She is just that awesome.