So, I recently discovered Andy has a folder in his inbox called WTF Brittany Emails. Inside is, like, every email I ever sent him. At first, I thought it was because he adores me and wants to keep every bit of correspondence I pen. But when I asked him, he said it’s because I write emails like a squirrel with ADHD, and he likes to keep them to show his friends.
Here is an example.
Babe-
Where is the bar soap? Did you know something ate the garbage outside? I tried to clean it up but it smells and my body keeps trying to throw up. When do you get off? Did you still want Indian? There are geese outside!
Love B
P.S. Can we buy RV or a trampoline?
I have absolutely no idea what he is talking about.
Love it! I wish I wrote emails like a squirrel with ADHD.
Omg. I love the way you think lol too funny
More More More!!! You make my day lol
YES! We want an encore, B!
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA! I am seriously sitting here laughing so hard.
That totally sounds like an email I’d write.
I mean, it makes way more sense than writing six separate, one sentence emails. I know this because my husband has requested that I stop sending him separate, one sentence emails.
I think Andy should create his own blog, entirely about the emails you have sent him…past present and future!
Yeah he thinks so too, so I am building a page on here to post one every day on the agreement that he stop touching all my hair stuff on the bathroom counter and tell me I am pretty on Facebook more.
YES!!!! *fist pump*
Agreed!
Wait. I have an email folder JUST like that! Heh.
Your husband is a very smart man. Keeping emails not only makes for good office fodder but when he has you committed his case will be made.
A squirrel with ADHD…LMAO! Sounds like he is collecting blackmail material.
Steal them all back and put out a book!!
I love you. That is all.
I think you should include a squirrel email once a week in Amuse Bouche. PLEASE.
Omg. I write those emails! And I’ve mentions squirrels too. Thanks for your writing, I can’t believe I’m not alone in my anxiety and adhere rants.
bwahahahaha! I thought I was the only one! When I talk like that I can see my boy’s eyes glaze over so I usually just try to do when we’re eating or he’s already playing a video game :) Awesome. PS. did you get an RV or a trampoline??
There’s a name for this in our house: “ooooh shiny!”
The phenomenon when I start or increase an SSRI is called “oooh shiny on crack.” It’s a dangerous time to live in our home.
I’m not sure which is better, that you sent him these emails or that he keeps them. I do know i can’t wait to read more of them.
I do that too… He’s always like “I’m working”, “I’m busy”, “Laura, seriously I have a job why aren’t YOU doing something?!” blah blah blah so I have to jumble everything together into one Squirrel with ADHD email too.