Do you ever have those days… weeks…. months? Where you feel like you walk around all day with tears burning the rims of your eyes, knowing any moment, they’ll come bursting from your face?
You don’t know why. Or maybe you do, a little. It doesn’t really matter. They are there, they sting, and you don’t really want to bring them up, because then they’ll just fall out everywhere and you’ll be all, I don’t know why this is happening, quick somebody make me laugh so they stop!
So, I’m looking to laugh today, because my eyes sting.
I’ll start here… wooden hands make me laugh.
Your turn.
Yes, this has been me for the past month and a half, because my husband has temporarily moved across the country for work. Every time I think about it, or try to have a conversation with someone and they ask about him, the tears well up and I have to make a joke to keep the damn from breaking
Sometimes I watch Angie Brown’s “I’m gonna get you” 2007, which is pretty funny and also makes you feel like dancing. Other times I make myself start looking around instead of within. I’m a mess a lot of the time…and I don’t know yet how to let myself be where I am and be okay with it…ALL THE TIME. But, I’m getting there. I almost cried in yoga class this morning…which would have been way odd…so I swallowed it down. But, I think there are parts of me wanting to be released so that something new can be born. Trying to be patient with that is the challenge that I face. I hope you find some laughter today. I also love the Melissa McCarthy pizza skit. I have no idea how to attach those things or I would, but they’re right there on that trusty youtube :) Feel better Brittney…you are such a gift!
There was a rumor going around that this video was fake but even if it is it still makes me laugh every time I watch it so I don’t really care. :)
http://www.uproxx.com/tv/2013/05/leno-karaoke-couple-gas-station/
I love this video! I want to hang out with them :)
Not fake! Monifa is my friend’s personal trainer :) they are really like that and because the video went viral great things are happening for them!!! (And my friend is going to need a new trainer ;)
Another SNL skit that cracks me up is this one…enjoy :) It too involves hands.
http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/lawrence-welk/n12509
I waste absurd amounts of time laughing at SNL Digital Shorts. Here’s my favorite.
http://www.hulu.com/watch/47604
Or this cat thing that hit the internet last week. Hilarious.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PKffm2uI4dk
I have the sense of humor of an 8 year old. Sorry :)
That cat video just killed me. KILLED ME.
The sad cats were absolutely amazing! Thanks for the share!! I needed that more than I thought I did.
OMG I needed that. Funniest thing EVER! I was cracking up at my desk!
This freakin’ face gets me EVERY TIME!
http://weknowmemes.com/2012/08/best-of-the-ecce-homo-botch-fresco-jesus-painting-meme/
Oh my God, these are awesome!
This always makes me crack the fuck up… Plus cursing in Scottish accents makes me weak.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SGxKhUuZ0Rc
I having major Jimmy Fallon and Justin Timberlake fantasies… :-)
Cheer up Charlie! http://www.buzzfeed.com/daves4/people-who-are-having-a-worse-day-than-you
I almost started crying in the middle of TJ Max on Saturday. Stevie Wonder’s “I Just Called to Say I Love You” came on the overhead speaker. Out of no where, I was incredibly sad. Damn Stevie Wonder, makin me feel things!
I’m sure you’ve seen this already, but just knowing that this made my pregnant co-worker pee her pants a little here at work makes it even funnier when i see it. http://youtu.be/LdVuSvOqXM
This: http://1funny.com/bruce-you-are-drunk/
Every.damn.time.
Check out “Call me maybe chatroulette” on youtube… never fails to make me LOL on a bad day! (Sorry I can’t provide the link I’m at work. Shhhh, dont’ tell anyone or I’ll get in trouble! ;)
Oh, God, yes. I just wrote a whole long post about being able to barely contain the ugly cry while out in public. The worst, for real.
Lately I’ve been taking to zefrank’s True Facts videos when I need a chuckle. They’re hilarious and just dark enough to still appeal to my foul mood. http://www.youtube.com/user/zefrank1
Text’s from Dog always cracks me up:
http://textfromdog.tumblr.com/
I feel your pain. My nephew passed away on May 15, 2013. Still working to get past this. I can’t even begin to IMAGINE how his parents can. Sorry I got no funny for you other than damnyouautocorrect.com, it does bring a smile to my face everyday.
I am so sorry for your loss, and I hope the links shared here bring at least some humor to your day. I know it always helps me.
Thank you! I’ve followed you for the last 4 years, YOU always make me smile!
I fell today, and found it hilarious, which made me search for one of my all-time favorite videos. This is an oldie but a goody:
http://youtu.be/IBT4-EXqddo
Grr. It wouldn’t take the link. “Model falling down” is all you need to know.
This: http://youtu.be/vf9wHkkNGUU
too funny…
peopleofwalmart.com HILARIOUS
Not gonna lie. When the mannequin hand fell off, I peed.
Also, this may be a matter of personal taste, but although I generally hated the Tim & Eric Awesome Show, this one gets me every. single. time. For years now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PD5HfM3DZt8
Uh, yup! That’s me, today.
I have the purest of hearts, and how it gets me into such f’ing trouble sometimes is beyond me. No good deed goes unpunished.
Not sure why I just fessed up to that, but the half-empty gin bottle might have something to do with it.
That has been my last few weeks. Wheeeeeee family drama. Anyway. I have a few. The entire Pitch Perfect movie. The Jimmy Kimmell live where celebs read mean twitter statuses. That one cracks me up. Also, watching reruns of Two Broke Girls.
Flula and his party pooping coworker
http://youtu.be/gjwofYhUJEM
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