Remember when it was cold last week?
You know, when it was like 50 degrees and raining?
Unlike, say, today when it’s 78 and sunny and WTF NATURE!? Thanks for the climate induced sinus infection, dick hole.
Let’s just go back to last week, when a nice bowl of hot soup was relevant, Steve Jobs was still alive, I had no idea what Nancy Grace’s nipples looked like, and the world just made sense, okay?
Okay. Vegetable Beef Soup it is.
This is the kind of soup you can start in the morning, let simmer all day, then sink into come dusk and a DVR full of premiers.
- Skirt Steak, cubed
- 5 Carrots, peeled and sliced
- 5 Celery Stalks, sliced
- 4 Yukon Gold Potatoes, cubed
- 2 cups Sweet Corn
- 2 cups Green Beans
- 1 Large Sweet Onion, cubed
- 1 container Sliced Mushrooms
- 2 14oz Cans of Beef Broth
- 4 cups water
- 1 can Diced Tomatoes
- 3 tbs Minced Garlic
- 2 tbs Olive Oil
- 2 tbs Worcestershire Sauce
- 2 tsp Ground Mustard
- 1 Bay Leaf
- Salt & Pepper
- 1 bag Egg Noodles
- Heat Olive Oil in a large pot over medium high heat.
- Add garlic, onion, celery and carrots. Stir and cook until slightly tender.
- Season with Salt and Pepper to taste.
- Add diced tomatoes, potatoes, corn, green beans and mushrooms, and stir to mix and continue heating through.
- Heat olive oil in a separate pan over medium high heat.
- Season cubed steak with salt and pepper.
- Add seasoned steak to heated pan, searing on each side, about 30 seconds each.
- Once seared, remove pan from heat and let beef rest.
- Add beef broth, water, Worcestershire sauce, ground mustard and bay leaf to soup pot. Stir to mix and bring to a boil.
- Once to a boil, add all contents from steak pan, including beef and all the juices, stir to mix, reduce heat to low and let simmer at least 45 minutes.
- Half an hour before you serve the soup, toss in the egg noodles to soften and soak in the broth.
- Remove the bay leaf before serving.
It looks like it wants to be a stew. It’s still hot as fuck here in Colorado. This is COLORADO. WHAT THE FUCK NATURE?? Plus I have to run a marathon in, what, four days? No way that shits happening in the heat. NO WAY.
Nah it’s a soup, I just don’t do tons of broth in my bowl.
ALSO, is it weird, the word BOWL and BOWEL are so easily mistakable?
it better get cool for disney, or someone’s getting junk punched.
also, wtf, why do you know what nancy grace’s nipples look like??? nevermind, i don’t want to know.
thanks to Dancing with the Stars lots of people now know what her nipple looks like!
and this soup looks awesome as soon as the f’ing weather figures itself out here I will make this! I can’t decide wether to run the AC/heat/or just leave the windows open and let the fresh air in and the worst part is I usually can do all 3 in a 24hr period of time.
That looks fantastic! I am so pinning it. I am getting so sick of this weather. Mother effing Nature needs to make up her mind. I had that lovely weather induced sinus infection a couple of weeks ago and it was hell. Hopefully you can get some rest.
I, too, have The Infection of The Sinuses.
Nature can blow me.
I live in California. We went from 100 degrees to 70 in one day. Blister your butt sunshine one day, grab the umbrella the next. My Sinuses are saying WTF??? And to top it all off, Monday my boss informs me the company lost 2 major clients and he can no longer afford me.
So I am going in to business for myself because if I have to have an idiot boss, it may as well be me.
Brittany, Thanks for saying online what most of us with no outlet, keep inside. Not only do I admire you, I want to be you. Free to tell the world that when your kid throws up on your shoe, you then in turn, throw up on their head.
That buying clearasil and hair dye sucks. It should be either pimples OR grey hair. Not both.
And what is with Martha Stuart and her “leftover wine” Freeze it in ice cube trays to use for cooking. Hmm, What the heck is “leftover wine”? and if there is, must have been awful, so why would I use it to cook with??
I want to again say Thanks, 1 real person to another. Rock on and be happy!
I hope Andy really does appreciate you and your awesomeness ( aka weirdness) the same as my hubby.
Queen Raine