Things took a turn…

by Brittany on December 9, 2011

in lowercase b, Pop Candy

I had grand plans for the day.

Two kids in school, dog finally potty trained. I was gonna hit up Subway for s0me breakfast (it’s so money), maybe drop into Target, get more of those slippers that people wear in public as shoes, come home and clean my carpet with my new carpet cleaner (it has like 70 rocket powered spinning brushes!)… I don’t know, the world is my (only one kid to cart around) oyster, ya know?

Then, Jude started vomiting at 4am.

Sigh, rubber sheets and ginger ale it is.

NSFW.

{ 10 comments… read them below or add one }

amy December 9, 2011 at 9:01 am

Oh girl, I feel your pain. Sometimes Benadryl helps with the nausea…(and makes them sleep). Good luck! You’ll really need to use that carpet cleaner…

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nicki December 9, 2011 at 9:02 am

So sorry you have a sick baby especially when you had such big plans! Thank you so much for this video!! LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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JustMe December 9, 2011 at 11:15 am

When other people barf I have to run away. Even if they’re related to me. It’s awful, but unless they want me to join in on the vomit, I have to flee.

This video made my friday.

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Nikki Mohamed December 9, 2011 at 1:56 pm

Hope Jude feels better soon…barfing sucks and more so when it’s your kid because you can’t really do anything to help them.

(Finally bought headphones so I can listen to your Brittany and Meredith LIVE! You two rock.)

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Nikki Mohamed December 9, 2011 at 1:58 pm

I’m sorry that Jude is sick. Hope he feels better soon because barfing sucks anyway….but it sucks worse when it’s your kid and there’s really nothing you can do to make them feel better.

(Finally got new headphones and I’m listening to your Brittany and Meredith Live! You two rock.)

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Carla December 9, 2011 at 4:30 pm

ok, soooo, I keeping with the video vibe today… Have you seen this? When they sing wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, they mean exactly what you think they’re singing about!

(can’t link but look on you tube “LMFAO Sexy and I Know it”

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Shan December 9, 2011 at 5:03 pm

It never fails…whenever I make plans…somebody blows them outta the water. Hope he feels better soon!

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LibraryGirl62 December 9, 2011 at 10:46 pm

Awesome Video! Sucky day..sorry! I HATE vomit and I am so glad my kids are grown and can clean themselves…tho I do still cuddle them when they are sick :) Hard when the baby is 6’2″ and 254 lbs…

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Erin December 11, 2011 at 10:07 am

Love Garfunkel and Oates! If you haven’t done so yet, you have to check out their other videos. I’ve been sharing them with everyone since I was introduced to them about a year ago. All of the videos are great, but one of my favorites is I Don’t Understand Job, so funny!

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Krystal December 16, 2011 at 3:45 pm

Oh shit! IT’s the Jesus freak and the ukulele girl!

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