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Things I wish Andy would say, Day 5
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I hate it when my husband doesn’t answer my texts in a timely fashion (especially when I know he is just laying on the couch playing video games). Makes me think the worst has happened.
I love these posts
Your husband is a good sport, and you take really great pictures of him 
Your whole family is super photogenic!
Thanks!
hilarious. Men are programmed to drive us bananas. And they are good at it.
GOL.
I can not stand it when I call my husband and he doesn’t answer the phone. Why does he think I got him the damn phone to begin with?
I don’t even wait 35 texts. If it’s 4 and he doesn’t respond he’s being held hostage in an Iraqi prison.
I do this to my boyfriend all the time… I go straight to dramaticcazytown! “OMG I thought you were dead, or abducted, or brokedown and weren’t going to be able to bring me my beer”
Bwahaahha!! A Beeper!!!
BTW… I showed my boyfriend your freaking out on the Gondola youtube clip, and he laffed for 5 minutes straight…. only coming up for breath to say that “THAT IS SOOOOO VERY YOU, OMG, HAHHHAHAHA” ….. whatever nonscaredofheightsBOY. Looks like I will be spending my time in the BAR at the SKISLOPE ASSHAT!!
This is why god invented the Push to Talk/Walkie Talkie features on iPhones and Android phones. Beth things EVER! Now he can’t ignore me when, after texting a bajillion times, I can hit the little button and YELL.
It’s a threat that he can NOT ignore.
I win.
I don’t want to say anything, but I may or may not have called local hospitals before checking to see if they had my husband. Because why else would he not answer the phone? It’s not like I’m a nag. Or something like that.
not just you, doll, mine does this all the time! I FEEL your pain
I do not give a rat’s ass if I’ve texted you or called about random, senseless crap 30 times. When you see it’s me on the phone–call or text–fucking answer…PERIOD!
Yeah, so….
We (me, hubster, and dramababy) recently moved to Bermuda (soooo NOT the paradise you’ve seen in postcards, don’t EVEN get me started). Anyhow, we haven’t gotten cell phone service here yet because I refuse to submit to the highway robbery they attempt to disguise as “service” in a place where everything is 300% more expensive than in the US.
I’ve pretty much almost stroked out on multiple occasions not being able to get in touch with my hubby, especially when his last known location is “somewhere out on the waters around Bermuda” (being an oceanographer and all). Uncool.
Approximately fifty percent of the time I answer my husband’s phone calls, “Thank God! I thought you were dead”.