It took Andy and I almost two months to get the last dead fish out of the aquarium. And even then, we only removed it because the kids kept trying to feed it and get it to swim around.
Now we have a giant dead catfish in our pond, and it floated to the top and it smells.
We need to get that out and bury it or something.
Just leave it, the pond will take care of it. This is probably a test.
What are you talking about?
The first rule of zombie pond is you don’t take dead shit out of zombie pond.
I think you need a therapist.
Obviously, Andy has no idea how ponds work.
Catfish are gross and ugly. Good thing it died, those things can grow to like, six feet long I heard. Ewww.
Also what if the catfish is attached to the drain? And you remove the catfish and pull the plug and your pond drains out and then you are left with pissed off zombies? No thanks.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
thanks for the laugh
What if the dead fish was just bait for you, left by other fish zombies in the pond? What if!?
That pond is the most amazing thing ever. Just wait until the kids WANT to take a boat out on the pond…then the zombies get them, turn THEM into zombies only they are normal looking. Ugh, the pond.
I dreamt about zombies last night…it must be a trend. Or I knew that you were thinking of zombies too. Ooohhh creepy.
Hullooo…. If you take the fish out of the pond and bury it, then it will just dig its way out of the ground and aimless roam the earth looking for happiness or people to eat. Well, that’s my take on it anyway.
speaking of encouraging the dead fish to swim, have you seen the youtube video of the little girl with the dead squirrel?
omg. I have. that’s some messed up shit.
I thought it was charming. She was so excited to find an animal at long last that wouldn’t run away from her, I imagine…
If you bury it, the raccoons will dig it up. Better to be safe and let the other fish eat it. Unless it starts to smell, in which case it’s totally Andy’s responsibility. You created life, the least he can do is dispose of a stinky dead fish.
You are totally right. Don’t take it out, and it’s probably better off dead. Do you ever watch River Monsters? With that strangely attractive fisherman guy? Crazy catfish antics on that show. I mean, if “antics” is the word you’d use for “devouring people whole.”
Let the zombies clean their own pond. What next? First we’re nothing but fodder for their mad brain eating raids and now we’re expected to clean their ponds of dead fish as well. No way.