So I finally watched Harry Potter Deathly Hallows parts 1 and 2.
I know.
Usually I am super on top of this. I read the last book in 2 days, and by the end, I was bawling my face off, and I ended up skipping my great uncles funeral because I was wearing black and sitting shiva.
But, then I got distracted by supernatural boys with deep voices and pubic hair.
Whatever, Potter. I have a scar on my face, too. It’s shaped like Chris Kattan. When it rains, it tingles, like when you bump your elbow, only on my chin. It’s probably magic.
In honor of finally getting through the last two movies, I wanted to share this with you.
It’s hilarious.
I adore her.
I might even flash her my Hermione.
Cheers!
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Where in the fuck would I be without you? I love this girl!
Wow, that is hilarious!
Oh… this just totally made my rainy, shitty day, AWESOME! Thanks for sharing!
It’s brilliant! She’s adorable, and I’m in love with you for posting it. I was just writing my Holiday Mixology post and she’s going in it now! Cheers!
Bwahahaha. Now I want to make witty drunk videos full of bad puns.
oh lord. that made my day, brit.
“Tom Riddle me this….how many of these to make me a HORcrux?” Seriously, fucking brilliant!
How did I survive all of these years without you, Brittany?!?
Just saw the final Potter a few weeks ago because I was too dazzled by Edward to get back into Pottermode. Cried my fucking eyes out, I tell ya! My friends insisted there was something wrong with me all of these years due to my love/lust for Snape. Ha! He’s no Edward when it comes to brooding but he does brood well hisowndamnself!
Off to watch the funny again…
Puns are my favorite!!!! That was pretty much brilliant.
OMG I am sitting here – at WORK- with tears rolling down my face trying to stifle the laughter…HYSTERICAL! Where do you FIND this stuff???? Thanks for sharing! Dying….
Love the puns! Cracks me up! And the butterbeer could seriously make my husband a lucky man. Maybe more than once, and I hardly ever let him have his way that many times in one day.
Freaking hilarious! The drink looks awesome too! I’ve been know to do a few “root beer shooters” like that! YUM!
Ok, it’s even better the second go ’round!
I, too, adore her!
Oh. My. God. This killed me!! Bad puns get me every fucking time! LOL
Crying, I’m laughing so hard!
truly effing brilliant
Awesome! Her facial expressions were priceless!
am I the only one who wants to punch her?
No Kenny, I wanted to punch her too. But I did heart all the Potter puns.
That is totally your sister. Fess up.
Thanks for posting this, it is very punny!
LMAOOOOOO!!! OMG I am sitting here dying!! Everybody is telling me it’s not funny but I am practically in tears!! Im sharing this with everyone! ~LOL
THAT WAS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!
That was FREAKING HILARIOUS!!!!!!!