So I finally watched Harry Potter Deathly Hallows parts 1 and 2.
Usually I am super on top of this. I read the last book in 2 days, and by the end, I was bawling my face off, and I ended up skipping my great uncles funeral because I was wearing black and sitting shiva.
But, then I got distracted by supernatural boys with deep voices and pubic hair.
Whatever, Potter. I have a scar on my face, too. It’s shaped like Chris Kattan. When it rains, it tingles, like when you bump your elbow, only on my chin. It’s probably magic.
In honor of finally getting through the last two movies, I wanted to share this with you.
I adore her.
I might even flash her my Hermione.