I call this collection, Why Our Kids Are Currently Not Speaking to Their Father.
I don’t know what it is about trampolines that make men go all ROAR CRAZY BATH SALTS DESTRUCTION, but all he had to do was sit in the middle, let them jump around him, and not double bounce them.
And now they’re all crying.
We took a vote. Andy is banned from the trampoline.
LOL.
I love that the promotional shot for Mouth Media of you jumping on the bed is immediately below this post.
Disclaimer: No kids were harmed in that photo. I think?
Further proof that I love your sense of humor. Hilarious! And that last shot . . . priceless!
I’m turning this into his Father’s Day card.
I seriously can’t stop laughing at this. The photo kills me . . . best Father’s day card ever!
OMG, my husband does this, too. With trampolines, bounce houses, and pretty much anything/everything else of a physical nature. We attended a friend’s July 4 party one year and he went too far with the water balloons and made the host’s daughter cry. Then he gets mad at me when I whisper to him, “Don’t go too far, okay?” as he’s getting on the trampoline or loading up a water gun.
On a possibly related note, I notice that friend no longer offers water balloon fun at her parties.
My favorite? These pictures are called “Andyismeancollage”. Priceless.
Haha! Love this. Way to ruin trampoline fun, Andy.
Forget the card, get that pic on a t-shirt with a huge warning sign. Somebody has to keep the public safe!
Just ban him from being on it with the kids. Not from Mom and Dad alone time. Seriously, you don’t know what you’re missing if you don’t take late night advantage of that thing.
Andy, Andy, Andy… now we know the real reason he wanted to buy the trampoline.
Mohamed is one of those dads who thinks he’s too cool for this kind of thing. I, on the other hand, am Andy in a dress and a scarf! Only I’m pretty sure that Andy has not been asked to get off the trampoline at the carnival because of his incontinence!
I mean, it kind of looks like everyone is having a blast from my angle.
My husband is the same way- except he gets on it and starts turning flips. That causes the kids to have to move completely out of the way, and basically it ends in him totally hogging the trampoline.
What am I missing? Looks like they are having fun…
Yeah I had to stop taking pictures once they all fell down and started crying. Apparently double bouncing isn’t as fun to people under, like, 7?
Jeff does this too! He tries to bounce higher than the net!! Men are just overgrown kids…
I hope that none of your “littles” bit their tongues while Andy was being Tigger! I hate it when that happens.
Andy! You know the trampoline is bad for your weak bladder!
I double bounced my son once and he almost bit through his tongue. It was horrifying! He had blood pouring out of his mouth and teeth marks on the top AND bottom. I felt awful!