Oh Mamrie, this is why we’re friends.

by Brittany on August 3, 2012

in lowercase b, Pop Candy

Robert Pattinson’s a single lady, drink up! Happy Friday, y’all!

“Kristen and I actually have a lot in common; she starred in The Panic Room when she was 8, and The Panic Room is the name of my vagina…both prominently featured Jodi Foster.”

SPIRIT FINGERS. Best comedic line of the day.

{ 14 comments… read them below or add one }

Johanna August 3, 2012 at 9:17 am

She is too funny!

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sue-ellen August 3, 2012 at 10:27 am

I spit my coffee onto my laptop!! You should issue a warning when watching her…she’s hysterical!!!!

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Andrea August 3, 2012 at 10:28 am

lmfao! I puffy heart her

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carlyn August 3, 2012 at 10:50 am

She kills me. I watched her videos awhile ago, and damn near peed. I was also 9 months pregnant, so that didn’t help things.

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Nikki August 3, 2012 at 11:00 am

I saw this the other day! LOL!! That line that you posted under the video had me hollering!

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Amber | Bluebonnets & Brownies August 3, 2012 at 11:20 am

This is my favorite thing. Ever. In the history of things.

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JulzKell August 3, 2012 at 11:50 am

OMG I love her! Seriously cheesy hilariousness!

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Denia August 3, 2012 at 1:52 pm

That Shit is hilarious! Love the red in the head comment.

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Shan August 3, 2012 at 3:04 pm

Bwahaha…Love it~!

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Nikki Nicholas Mohamed August 3, 2012 at 8:07 pm

Goblet of fire….Love this.

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stephanie August 4, 2012 at 9:51 am

So, I love that this is called “thats some bullshit” because that is the tem I use regularly when speaking “cursive” when drinking with my friends..Stealing and sharing this.

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Victoria August 4, 2012 at 11:01 am

Oh geez! Hysterical! The outtakes were definitely my favorite part!! SO funny!

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Jill August 7, 2012 at 10:44 am

hahahahahahaha! That was fantastic. The end was the best!

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LouisianaMeredith December 26, 2012 at 5:48 pm

This is why I adore going through your archives….despite thinking I’ve read every single thing as soon as you post them, I apparently miss some awesome bullshit! ;)

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