Yellow Geo StormYellow Geo Storm.

Bought from mean dead lady down the street.

Smelled like cigarettes and Vick’s VapoRub.

She died of emphysema, and by the time they found her she was missing a finger.

They think her cat ate it.

They tried to sell us the cat with the car.

I hate cats.  Especially corpse eating ones.

My car payment was $90 a month.

It took me over an hour, three creams, a blow dryer and a straightening wand to get my hair to look that bad.

That denim Gap skirt was a size 6/8.

A boy in my class called me fat every day.

I would love to be that fat again.

I was a victim of three rear endings in that car.

Not the sex kind.

Every time I turned on the heat it smelled like black lung.

I think the car was haunted.

Before I went to college I sold it to a vegan hippie who told me I looked like Elisabeth Shue.

She offered me $1100 and a bag of pot.

 

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