Take your iPad in the bathroom… like a boss.

Pretend to like European soccer… like a boss.

Coach T-Ball… like a boss.

Eat a Fiber One Bar… like a boss.

Call the kids the wrong names, get flustered, then make up one long word that sounds like all the names mushed together and call everyone that… like a boss.

Drink from the carton even though he’s sick and I asked him not to because I get yeast infections when I take antibiotics… like a boss.

Do dad stuff… like a boss.

I mentioned loving these cool squirrel grabbing at your nuts sweats a few weeks ago, and the rad ass people at CrotchGear sent me a pair.
Andy then stole them and wears them almost everywhere, including  Target and to my mom’s house for Sunday Dinner.
I’ve never been so proud.

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