I went black Friday shopping once.
I only had Jude at the time, my mom and I headed out with a list of MUST HAVE baby crap, and found our place in line outside Target at 3am.
It was like being back in preschool with Naomi Campbell, Sean Penn, and OJ Simpson.
Everyone cut. Everyone fought. Nobody shared. Nobody listened. Nobody kept their hands to themselves.
I don’t like being touched or breathed on by strangers, and there was just way too much of that shit going on.
We left with the few toys we got mediocre deals on, and headed to Tim Hortons for donuts, which was way more satisfying than than saving $10 on a jump and spin zebra.
Now I spend Black Friday in bed, and if I get up early, it’s only to eat cold turkey from a plastic bag on my couch watching Christmas movies, the way Jesus intended.
Ok so first, apparently my TED talk was MOVED. I updated my post with the new youtube link.
This week, I introduced you to our latest addition.
I showed you how she got all Tyra Banks on me about my hair.
And then, I schooled you on how holidays work. You are welcome.
Are you looking for amazing wide calf tall boots? You are in luck! Check out the suggestions I got on Curvy Girl Guide, I am totally buying boots this year!
I am also now writing about hair. Which, aside from how to grill meats, is something I am super good at!
Now on to cool shit from the internet this week…
New York’s hottest club is Taste. Nightlife designer Tranny Griffith is back with the all new club that answers the question, HUHHH? Don’t look for a bouncer, there isn’t one. Instead, the door is guarded by ten jacked homeless guys in old fashioned bathing suits. And inside is just sick, ice sculpture, winos, Gurmfs (German Smurfs), a Teddy Ruxpin wearing mascara, an old lady with Kid N Play hair, and none other than DJ Baby Bok Choy… He’s a giant 300 lbs Chinese baby who wears tinted aviator glasses and he spins records with his little ravioli hands.
If you don’t know who Stefon is, you are missing everything hilarious in this world. Go check him out. Now.
I am going to order this for Andy. I mean, not only is it supposed to stop snoring, but it also goes to 2nd base. It’s the wife he always wanted.
On Brittany & Meredith, Live we were lucky enough to talk with a PLAYBOY MODEL. We learned how to hide our fupas and saggy boobs while naked, and what gifts to NOT get for Christmas. Check it out now!
Lastly, remember to shop local this Christmas, and who better to check out than the AMAZING small businesses in my side bar!
Click and shop, y’all!
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