Just like her mama.
We have a secret.
But we aren’t telling yet.
It’s kinda big. In every literal sense of the word.
Dun, dun dunnnnnnnn.
This week in Brittany Land, I explained vaginas to children, I used BOOBIES to teach math, and then someone tried to give me their broken cat over cold fish and awkwardness.
Also, as an FYI, Andy gets irritated when I can’t sleep so I pull up Pinterest and pin things that, according to him, I will never EVER make, do, or buy. So, this weekend I made meatloaf with this and this, and then gave the kids a glow stick bath. IN YO FACE, GIBZ.
Speaking of Pinterest, I may have mentioned in the past how I feel about pudding pops…
OMG I KNOW THIS IS REALLY HAPPENING.
Now on to awesome shirts I want to own.
Because, I’m officially that person.
Ok, ok. This one isn’t for me. It’s for Andy. 5 more days.
Remember! Check out the latest episode of Brittany & Meredith Live! Episode 8 just proves…Ray J isn’t the only person peeing all over everybody on leaked grainy sex tapes.
Also, catch up on The Brittany Emails, updated courtesy Mr. Gibbons.