Ok, either Andy has forgotten it’s our seventh wedding anniversary…or I’m in an episode of According to Jim.
I could be jumping to conclusions, but he did just walk into the living room all, you need to pick up the dog poop today before it rains next week, it’s cold enough outside it will be frozen and easy to scoop.
That folks, is how babies get made.
And seriously, he doesn’t even have an excuse, I mean, we were married twice.
In other irreconcilable differences- I MEAN – news…
I was so sick. Why is every sickness worse when you are an adult?
Before that happened, I spent the evening proving my love to Jude by touching dead things. You gave me a Hunger Games pep talk. I taught you how to parent using youtube. And then, I shared my Christmas gift giving secret with you…human waste.
We had a hot week on CGG, first we tackled the problem with Victoria’s Secret (you know, before the whole child labor in Africa thing came out) and then I took on baby ghettos (yes, it’s a real thing).
In other OMG BIG NEWS! I was named one of Babble’s Top Mom Blogs of 2011. I have no idea how that happened, either. Click here to check out the lovely things they said about me, and feel free to tell them they obviously have amazing taste.
Now here’s some cool shit I saw on the internet:
If you are looking to get me any last minute presents…
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Frozen dog poop. Nothing quite like it.
How romantic!
He sounds like my hubby!
You win. I thought that the time I saved for 3 paychecks to buy a beautiful soft pink bra and panties with garter belt and soft sexy sheer robe for Valentine’s Day and I walked in front of the tv (after having put kids to bed) and said, “Honey, what do you think?” and he said, “I think you’re going to catch cold” as he craned his neck to see around me was the WORST display in romantic celebrations EVER. Apparently I was wrong.
Gotta pick it up while it is poopsicles! Happy anniversary. Maybe one of those babies fresh from the yard would make a good gift?? Isn’t dogshit on the modern list of anniversary themes?
We celebrate and I use the term loosely our 15th on the 26th…I don’t think we’ll be doing anything but watching our kids break their toys..or tearing up our yard with the dirt bikes they asked Santa for. I’m ok with that…but a movie would be nice..Hell, I’ll even be ok with going to see Breaking Dawn with my sister again..lol. Sad isn’t it?
I would bet Edward never forgets his anniversary with Bella. *sigh* (Around here I call it our “anti-versary”.) And men wonder why we like Twilight. I hope you had a good day nonetheless. Happy belated Anniversary!