Every time she rolls her eyes at Andy, it’s like my heart grows two whole sizes, which explains my my clothes are tight. It’s my heart guys, not the sausage.
Here’s what I’ve been up to:
On Curvy Girl Guide, I ran an article about what it’s like to be the fat friend, it’s a MUST READ.
Also, Meghan McCain wrote an article about me on her site. I’m still processing this. It’s mostly the awesomest thing ever.
Lastly, I’m in the September 5th issue of Lands’ End’s Plus catalog! You should totally make sure you’re signed up to get it!
Now for the cool shit I saw on the internet:
My friend Adam wrote a book about interviewing dead celebrities. I like him because he’s funny, adorably offensive, and he sends me naked photos of himself- which are 3/4 of my friendship qualifications. You can get it free today by clicking here!
I would buy this hoodie based on the realistic nipples alone.
SNL is back soon, so in hoping that’s is actually funny this year, an oldie but goodie Kristen Wiig tribute from a naked guy.