I Like You Better on Facebook

by Brittany on January 9, 2012

in lowercase b, Pop Candy

I basically feel this way about everybody, but it’s mostly because I have personal space issues.

Be thankful Facebook wasn’t around while I was dating. I would basically rehash every date I went on, and totally not unfriend the guys because I hate making people feel left out, so then they’d see things like…

Single Brittany 1

single brittany 3

single brittany 2

Awkward, right!?

You’re welcome for being a child bride, internet.

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Erin @ Miss Lifesaver January 9, 2012 at 10:31 am

I have way too many friends on Facebook that I would avoid talking to in person. Most of them are from high school, so I feel like it would be offensive to defriend them. And then there’s the fact that it’s fun to stalk their lives without them knowing.

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Emily January 9, 2012 at 10:48 am

YES! My SIL is so nice on FB – but in reality has major bitchiness issues. I wish I could defriend her IRL….

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nicki January 9, 2012 at 11:41 am

You are fucking brilliant!!!!!! I have to share this post on FB!

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Rachel January 9, 2012 at 11:49 am

I’m so relieved, looking back, that we didn’t have FB in my day. I mean, my first real boyfriend and I broke up and made up on a daily basis…for a year. How embarrassing. ANd I know at 18 I would of been that psycho updating for the whole world to see!

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Jill January 9, 2012 at 11:53 am

Mayonaise? Super gross.

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Audrey January 9, 2012 at 6:48 pm

I was just thinking to myself the other day how grateful I am that social networking was not around yet when i was in high school!!

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Heather January 10, 2012 at 3:03 pm

I’m certainly glad I didn’t get into FB until AFTER Highschool. Too many people would know my business. I also don’t add a bunch of people on my FB just because they went to school with me. Unless we were close or we speak now, don’t bother friending me. LOL

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dodim January 11, 2012 at 2:40 pm

I cannot stop laughing that you put 16 “likes” for the mayo comment. LOL!

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