NSFW.
*raises hand* Um, I am also not a toucan, and I’d like to request a snow living room, as well, Lord.
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NSFW.
*raises hand* Um, I am also not a toucan, and I’d like to request a snow living room, as well, Lord.
Wow, that’s a good Christian woman right there. Praying to the good Lord and wanting to kill people inn the same rant and prayer. NOT!! She needs a cold shower and a job in an air conditioned building. Maybe an ice cream manufacturing plant? Just say’n.
This made my day!!!! Hilarious!
“Who da hell is buying all dis meat!??” Exactly. Who?
OMG….This is actually awesome.
This video is the best thing that has ever happened to me. That is all.
ooh, I feel that..I am not tropical. Who IS buying ALL that meat?
Hell naw. *snorts*
I live in South Florida, so this is eight months of my year. :)
What is NSFW about it? I can listen to some swearing…
Couldn’t wait – I watched it. HILARIOUS!
I live in the Pacific NW where we have wet weather for like 10 months of the year. Last week we had rain, the next day was misty, then BAM! 90+ degrees! We didn’t get a chance to acclimated, lol. When it hits mid 50’s we are all out in our summer clothing and at this point we can’t get naked enough! Only one week to go and I’m sure we’ll be back to our normal.
YES.
“Jesus be a raindrop or central air”. Love it!
I have similar feelings about my neighbors. Sorry to interrupt the stoop fiesta, but I need to walk the dog!
Died.
OMG this lady just made my freaking day! I loled so hard!!!
Where is Moses? This is magical in it’s awesomeness.
“Who the hell is paying for all the meat?!”
I cannot breathe because I am laughing too hard.
Hilarious… even though we are in winter in Australia, can so relate when Summer hits..
“who the hell is paying for all the meat” love it!!
Every day cannot be a holiday. Shit. SHIT. Shit.
making telegrams?
dear lord -(STOP)- my bbq is set up and i’m headed to buy meat-(STOP)- is moses with you?
*raises hand*
Hi, um, yes I’d also like to know who is paying for this damn meat?
Alice
xoxo
Satans’ ass crack on Earth. OMG I howled. Hilarious!
I LOVE this woman. Seriously – how awesome, and too many kick-ass one-liners to count.