I’m always surprised when someone offers me a job after I say things like…

You’re a parenting site? Great, I’d like to not talk about my kids.

Is there a limit to how many times in an article I can use the words clitoris?

Can we interview and mock famous people?

Do we have to fact check?

Can we have your personal phone number to drunk text you ideas and/or compromising badly lit cell phone pics at all hours of the night?

You know we’re idiots, right?

They said yes.

Honestly, we’re a couple of assholes and I’ll be shocked if we last two weeks.

Our first piece is up, we consider it a mission statement of sorts, check it out.

That’s What She Said

(Disclaimer: This is a Babble link. You are not being Babble-rolled. Also, there are no slideshows, I mean, we can barely even work the internet.)

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