Geek Foreplay

by Brittany on December 9, 2013

in lowercase b, Marriage, Sex

Drone DeliveryYo Amazon, I’m really happy for you, Imma let you finish, but Andy Gibbons already makes the best drone deliveries of all time.

Sometimes when you are married to a geek, the most brilliantly hysterical things happen. Like robotic vibrator airdrops. Welcome to my everyday life.

P.S. Worth every cent.

P.P.S. Andy says I should remind you this is very dangerous, and not try this at home or anywhere near your vagina.

{ 12 comments… read them below or add one }

Chelsey December 9, 2013 at 8:50 am

A snow day for the schools in my town amd this? BEST.DAY.EVER!

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Val Payne December 9, 2013 at 8:51 am

Andy wins all. Everything.

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Deenak December 9, 2013 at 8:56 am

Never a dull moment at the Gibbons household!!!
You always make me laugh or snort my morning coffee! :)

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Juliet Bryan December 9, 2013 at 9:33 am

ROFL! Hysterical! And good advice Andy, I was so about to try this!

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Kristin December 9, 2013 at 11:07 am

I agree with Val Payne!!!

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Corrine December 9, 2013 at 11:21 am

He might be the best husband ever!! :)

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LouisianaMeredith December 9, 2013 at 11:23 am

Andy’s drones and all of his aeronautic things rock–we’re still showing video to friends whom we think may be able to use them in their companies, etc.

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AngieM. December 9, 2013 at 12:04 pm

can it also deliver wine?

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Denise2Teach December 9, 2013 at 12:19 pm

While I’m terribly impressed with Andy’s amorous aerial antics, I’m shocked because clearly you have doors from your bedroom leading outside. I always pictured your room like a safe room fortress with no extraneous exit or entrance for murderers or monsters.

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Brittany December 9, 2013 at 12:25 pm

That go to my private office and hot tub room. NOT OUTSIDE. Your earlier assumption on my need for fortress like conditions we’re correct.

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Lori December 10, 2013 at 10:48 am

Okay so I’m super impressed with Andy’s delivery method (pun intended), but I’m more in love with that corner of your bedroom with all the pretty pictures on the wall.

I am definitely challenged when it comes to decorating. I get too stressed out because things never look the way I want them to, so I end up with nothing on my walls, except for calendars (classy, I know).

I think I’m missing a female chromosome where all the artistic abilities went because I’m not crafty either. :( I need a “decorating for dummies” guide.

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Tia December 12, 2013 at 11:58 am

That is awesome.

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