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I KNOW without a shadow of a doubt that I have bitch face…doesn’t fly too well working in a convenience store
Holy shit, Brittany! You just made me spit mountain dew all over my computer screen.
I too am living with this debilitating disorder. Thanks for spreading awareness.
I don’t buy this. Of course, I don’t stalk you in real life. Just in internet life (kidding.). But the pictures you post seem less “bitch face” and more “cat that ate the canary” face.
Ooh yes, good call.
Can we put this on a t-shirt?! I need one!
I would totaly sport this t-shirt!! GREAT IDEA!!!
I think my Bitch face may be the same as my Oh face…is that a problem?
OMG, when I was in college people used to do that to me all the time. When I’m deep in thought I frown.
Yes with the t-shirts!
These are fab, definitely for a t-shirt or card, or both. I love.
Thank you. I have had this since childhood. Teachers hated me. And now, oddly… elderly men everywhere take joy in leering at me and telling me to smile.
Oh my! I love, love, love this! You see, I seem to have this same disorder. I get asked all the time, “what’s wrong?” “why are you mad?” Only, I’m not mad or sad or whatever else the other person is reading from my bitch face. I’m seriously happy that I’m not the only one who has this issue!
My mother-in-law ALWAYS asks me if I’m upset or what’s wrong and it drives me apeshiz. By the way she treats me you’d think I was straight-up snarling.
Ha! I have this. Sometimes I find myself alarming when I look in the mirror. It’s just…not what I was expecting. At all.
I have the opposite thing going on – when someone is fussing at me, I have a little smile on my face. It’s not intentional, and people find it infuriating!
My name is Jeniece Jones and I suffer from bitch face.
This disorder needs a national spokesperson!
I suffer from the inability to make a bitch face. I have a freaking little happy munchkin face and everyone assumes I love them. The problem is I really don’t like anyone.
Alas! I too suffer from this ailment.
I have it too! People are always telling me to smile. The shit gets old.
I think botox can help with that.
Ha! I was going to say the same thing.
Definitely need tshirts! I suffer from this affliction as well.
OMG Me too! My hubby always says “cheer up babe” or “smile” It drive me INSANE!
Oh and I would totally rock a shirt
We call that “Resting Bitch Face” and I also suffer from this malady.
Resting Bitch Face will from here out be called RBF and I wont “rest” until its declared a chronic condition.
…so THAT’S what my problem is?
Glad I am in good company.
My best friend thought I was the biggest snob EVER the first time she met me, and was almost scared to talk to me. I guess I have bitch-but-really-I’m-shy face, too!
I have this problem, too. It doesn’t help that I’m also the only woman in management where I work. I’m just destined to be a bitch.
If the shoe fits…I guess I’m fine with it…as long as the shoe is HAWT!
Growing up my father constantly berated me to “stop looking so ticked off all the time”. Thank you for giving voice to my, to this point, silent pain.
Wow. I’m glad someone finally has the same face type as me. I get the “why are you mad?” question all of the time . . . and I would seriously pay for that shirt!!